bend-jon

Slang word for " defecation" "poo" or "go to the toilet". The word originated from my mother who used it to describe her dogs going number twos. "Bend" is the shape and "Jon" is an english word for toiled. Go figure but it's extremely catchy.

Mum took her dogs for a walk to do a bend-jon.

by David Rowlands July 19, 2006

Jon-Petter

Having one of these is the upper most awesome achievement one can have in ones life. Once you have this, you will find your life to be complete.

With great Jon-Petter comes great responsibility...

by Thelightsaberqueenbee October 11, 2009

Jon

A little gay homo who likes to hump little kids, and likes to torture everyone he meets

Steven: He is such a Jon
Annika: I know right?!

by #JonIsHomo October 1, 2018

beat jon

A girl that dies her hair blonde and forgets what box she used, so she has 2 color blondes in her hair. She has huge chapped lips w/ white lip stick on them. She thinks it's funny/cute that ppl throw food at her.

Aim your food at the beat jon.

by khjil April 18, 2005

Jon's Turtle

Jon's everything. Mom, dad, sister, dog, best friend, EVERYTHING. Not to be confused with Jon's tortoise

Person: "Hey Jon, how's your Jon's turtle"
Jon: "o_o"

by Aly and Vyacheslav October 29, 2012

the jon voight

The act of getting in a fight with your girlfriend and when she wants make-up sex, you deny her by keeping the status quo.

Ben: Dude, Chase and I got in a huge fucken fight and i totally gave her the jon voight. She was pissed.

by Mike Carini March 1, 2009

Farmer Jon

Farmer Jon was created by the Jon Loves Apple Pie Group Chat. They address Jon Guelas as Farmer Jon

Farmer Jon is picking some fresh apples to make applie pie for the og apple pie lovers

by Kukzerrr November 25, 2018