John

John is the best person I know he is handsome and kind and HE IS ME

I am John YOU ARE NOT.

by UltraSteel March 12, 2019

John

A guy with that is very well endowed

That guy has a huge johnny

by briley December 24, 2016

John

A boy who sounds like Elmo but he’s funny And micky mouse his friends love him tho

Ah ha ha it’s John aka micky mouse

by Ah ha ha August 3, 2019

John

John is the one edgy, emo, kid that is annoying but funny he uses his depression to make dark comedy he often makes music plays video games or just acts like a jackass with his friends.

wow John sure is edgy isn't he?

by C001K1D July 23, 2018

John

Every British/American guy ever

Person #1: Yo that guy's British. What do you think his name is?
Perso n #2: Probably John

by petergrifin June 8, 2020

John

A man hoe who likes peepee

"lol, what a John"

by Kiwikick June 19, 2019

John

John is the husband of Karen. John is quiet and sweet but is still grieving over the loss of his kids.

Karen took Johns kids and didn't vaccinate them so they died. If you meet a John in the wild, go find Karen and beat her up for him.

Karen took Johns kids

Johns kids died

Karen is a bitch to John

by Avo-on-Toast June 12, 2019