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joey

joey is too stupid to get into UCSD
by joey021 March 22, 2019
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a joey

if you do "a joey" it means to get out your penis out regularly, attempting to entertain other people. Most commonly done on webcam.
f*cking hell kemp did a joey last night!
by Broomy November 9, 2008
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joey

Slang for chewing tobacco. picture the tobacco as the baby "joey" kangaroo and you are the mother...you set the joey in the pouch between your lip and gums and enjoy its presence.
I need a Joey right now

Wheres my Joey?
by Please Use December 29, 2010
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Joeying

The act of defecation. Can be used shorthand as well, Joey.
Adam: where is chris?
Kaz: oh I think he's joeying right now.
Adam: shit! I need to talk to him.

Or

Adam: god, I need to drop a fat Joey right now.
Kaz: chris is in the bathroom joeying as we speak.
Adam: shit!
by Bloweychino December 9, 2011
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joey

An annoying Ginger that drinks too much ginger ale, and lives in a tavern. This kid is a fucking pain in the ass, he think's he's cool and strong but really he's not. If your friends with this monstrosity you should fuck him up and put him in his place. Also so should get some better friends than that albino piece of shit joey.
"dude. Don't be a joey!"
by NiggaTony123 March 1, 2019
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joey

An upper class male or female that buys the best sporting equipement and therefore, gives himself he is a pro and owns the place when in reality he's just a dick with alot of money and no skill.
Dude, the joeys are coming up to the mountain from Long Island today...no freshies for them!
by kalomira August 10, 2006
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joey

The Joey is a variation of the batwing where the skin of the scrotum is stretched out then raised above, just exposing the bellend of the penis.
man 1: JOEEEY!! (while exposing the Joey)
man 2: god damnit
man 1: Thats 4 kicks you faggot! I can't believe how gay you are.
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