if you do "a joey" it means to get out your penis out regularly, attempting to entertain other people. Most commonly done on webcam.
by Broomy November 9, 2008

Slang for chewing tobacco. picture the tobacco as the baby "joey" kangaroo and you are the mother...you set the joey in the pouch between your lip and gums and enjoy its presence.
by Please Use December 29, 2010

Adam: where is chris?
Kaz: oh I think he's joeying right now.
Adam: shit! I need to talk to him.
Or
Adam: god, I need to drop a fat Joey right now.
Kaz: chris is in the bathroom joeying as we speak.
Adam: shit!
Kaz: oh I think he's joeying right now.
Adam: shit! I need to talk to him.
Or
Adam: god, I need to drop a fat Joey right now.
Kaz: chris is in the bathroom joeying as we speak.
Adam: shit!
by Bloweychino December 9, 2011

An annoying Ginger that drinks too much ginger ale, and lives in a tavern. This kid is a fucking pain in the ass, he think's he's cool and strong but really he's not. If your friends with this monstrosity you should fuck him up and put him in his place. Also so should get some better friends than that albino piece of shit joey.
by NiggaTony123 March 1, 2019

An upper class male or female that buys the best sporting equipement and therefore, gives himself he is a pro and owns the place when in reality he's just a dick with alot of money and no skill.
by kalomira August 10, 2006

The Joey is a variation of the batwing where the skin of the scrotum is stretched out then raised above, just exposing the bellend of the penis.
man 1: JOEEEY!! (while exposing the Joey)
man 2: god damnit
man 1: Thats 4 kicks you faggot! I can't believe how gay you are.
man 2: god damnit
man 1: Thats 4 kicks you faggot! I can't believe how gay you are.
by Steve, invented by Moe often seen by Alex April 27, 2006
