Skip to main content

Jerry Squires

Jerry Squires, a legendary figure hailing from the small town of Buckhannon, West Virginia, has captivated the imaginations of locals with his extraordinary life story. Despite facing immense hardships, Jerry's resilience and indomitable spirit have made him a symbol of hope and redemption. Born into a humble family, Jerry's life took a tumultuous turn as he started smoking meth and watching porn in jawbone park and found himself living on the streets, grappling with the weight of his circumstances.

However, it was during his darkest moments that Jerry's remarkable journey began to unfold. Despite his struggles, he discovered solace in hanging out with the local middle schooler's and buying them alcohol and stealing from CVS. This newfound source of inspiration ignited a profound transformation within him. Jerry's unwavering faith and determination to overcome his addiction propelled him on a path of self-discovery and redemption.

As word of Jerry's incredible story spread throughout Buckhannon, the community rallied behind him, offering support and encouragement. Inspired by his unwavering faith and the transformative power of his experiences, a local author took it upon themselves to write a Bible that chronicled Jerry's remarkable journey. This unique testament to Jerry's resilience and the power of faith became known as "The Bible Of Jerry Squires," a symbol of hope and inspiration for those facing their own battles.
"Yo i heard Jerry Squires is at jawbone lets get him to buy us some liquor"
by jon lahey September 12, 2023
mugGet the Jerry Squiresmug.

Aspect of the jerry

a really powerful weapon in skyblock that can only be aquire by very end game player who have high stats and skill.
by Zero00000Zero October 17, 2021
mugGet the Aspect of the jerrymug.

slimy jerry

the act of exploding with diarrhea in the middle of intercourse
One guy: did you hear about uriah hanging out with that one drunk bitch when he had diarrhea?

Another guy: Yeah he totally gave her a SLIMY JERRY.
by J0hn D0e 325420 April 13, 2010
mugGet the slimy jerrymug.

Jerry's Daughter

Intoxication to the point of physical retardation and/or mongoloid facial expressions.
I was so wasted last night I looked like Jerry's Daughter.
by shmc prophet May 20, 2011
mugGet the Jerry's Daughtermug.

Jerry Seinfeld

He's a funny dude. =)
Jerry Seinfeld is the most hilarious man ever to walk the face of the earth!
by ***_S_*** July 28, 2008
mugGet the Jerry Seinfeldmug.

Jerry's kids

A retard who is behind some sort of window licking it whilst staring at you. Goodtimes.
"Please donate your money to help jerry's kids..."

"freaking what the hell are you, one of jerry's kids."
by J.B.F. April 24, 2006
mugGet the Jerry's kidsmug.

Jerry Springer

A funny reality talk show that usually has rednecks or niggers beating the crap out of each other.
by Bobby De Niro August 21, 2006
mugGet the Jerry Springermug.

Share this definition