jealous

What the rest of the world is when forming opinions of the United States.

Sam: Which country on the Planet is most hated?

Pat: I don't know, which?

Sam: The United States. Which country do most people list as the most desirable place on the planet to live?

Pat: I don't know, which?

Sam: The United States.

Pat: How can that be?

Sam: Obviously they're jealous.

by Samantha Minardi May 12, 2008

Jealous Font

a font that lets the reader hear/see the jealousy through their writing. the statement might appear innocent, but the font betrays a deeper meaning of jealousy. Sans Serif is the most jealous font of all.

He said he wasn't jealous, but his Sans Serif said it all. He used the most jealous font of all, sans serif!

He said he was happy for me, but he typed it in sans serif. I think he's really jealous.

by clarence flam May 30, 2009

jebaroo

some one thats allways after sex a will pay for it

your such a jebaroo get a life

by jp123456789 August 4, 2007

jealousy

see also Mr Bill Gates

Its not fair :( why does he get all the money?

by Insomniac January 13, 2005

jealous

When one becomes envious of others, usually the others being their "friends" and they are usually envious because their friends are secure and they are not. The often deny being jealous.

Camille is jealous of Suzanne because Suzanne has had he same boyfriend for over a year, and Camille has too much acne to be in a relationship.

One day, Camille's parents gave her a car. Camille bragged about it to Suzanne, but Suzanne didn't really give a shit because Suzanne wasn't dependant on her parents.

by Morbidia June 4, 2005

Jebaited

To get jebaited means to get the finessed or exposed. One usually shouts this term out when their friend gets roasted, exposed, or finessed. People who are especially good at jebaiting are known as jebait gods, and should be treated with the utmost respect.

Ex. When my friend got his nudes exposed by his ex, the squad yelled out "JEBAITED!!!"

by tyreethus_mento June 28, 2017

Jealousy

in extreme cases of jealousy someone who is jealous often has atleast one of these characteristics: narcissism, control freak, judgemental, mama's boy, homosexuality, extreme self-absorption, vanity, schizophrenia, insecure, metro-sexual, conformity, self-pity, delusional, excessive pride, unsuccessful, fake, withdrawn, destructive

Your jealousy stems from your fragile ego.

by curtain22 January 11, 2009