Jason

An incredibly talented and handsome young man who is quintessential in character. Jason is daring, witty, and has incredibly large muscles, allowing him to lift over a hundred children at once with a single hand. He is also very popular and loved by many. I'm not sure how many people love him, but I would have to guess it is around seven... thousand. Jason is very outgoing and easy to befriend because he is accepting of everyone.
Jason: -and then the Ethiopian asked God "Please send help!"
Person 1: Wow Jason is so cool I wish I could be friends with him
Person 2: Just go ask him, he is so accepting

*Person 1 goes to ask Jason to be his friend*

Jason: Get the fuck away from me you ugly gay nigger faggot, you look like a broken glass eating fat fuck Jew gook ass spick faggot diseased cow anus. I would never be friends with a retard like you.

Person 1 was found the next morning hanging in his room.
by child predator April 29, 2016
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Your average dude with a small penis, spit down the middle. He abuses his hamster and takes advantage of those around him. He takes pleasure in uppercutting children. His asshole has been gaped over the years of sexual discipline and has herpes. This is the kind of man who has no self esteem and locks puppies in his basement for fun and amusement. A Jason also passes time by fapping to horses and ponies. In short, this dude is messed up.
Charles Manson? What a "Jason."
Joachim Kroll is the equivalent to Jason.
by Ronald MÇGodDamnDonald January 15, 2014
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Fits these categories:

1. An uglyass with pimples on the forehead.

2. A bully
3. May be thin but will call you fat.

4. Nutts to Porn Hub
5. Not someone to hang out with if you don't want to be bullied or are serious all the time.

But on the bright side: smart and a baller
Jason has both good and bad qualities but mostly bad.
by harshilthecommercial April 04, 2018
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The worlds biggest cunt who cheats and nonces on 12 year olds for his own entertainment
Hey look its Jason...
What a cunt jodie why tf did you pick him
by Curiousdragon April 15, 2019
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Jason is the most adorable and sweet guy I have ever met, he always knows how to put a smile on my face even if in upset. He is so cute and hot like DAYUM, and he can also be vry knky. Jason is the most polite and greatest gentleman ever and I can't believe I found someone like him. He likes finishing sandwiches and is a great kisser. His laugh is adorable and he's a hard working guy that deserves everything in the world. He spoils his girl and is just so awesome.
Jason is amazing
by KB410 August 17, 2016
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Did you see Jason today, he is so gay.
by thicboi October 22, 2018
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This is a man that is hard to forget. He is oh so handsome and is amazing in bed. He will most definitely keep you coming back for more. He says all the right things and can with stand any kind of storm. He never gives up. He is a bit of a badass too and would do anything to protect the ones he loves the most. He can also be soft and kind heart when he wants to be. When he holds you it feels like no one in the world could ever hurt you. He makes you feel protected. When he kisses your forehead you heart melts. He is strong and confident and is always ready to meet you on the battlefield. He can talk his way in and out of just about anything. When Jason loves he loves hard and you better not think about looking in his ladies direction cause he will most definitely take your head off. His woman and his children are his everything. He wants to be a good man and he will be. That's my Jason.

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I love you Jason. ❤️
by Mamaraychilz April 02, 2018
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