Jet the Cat

Internet cat largely famous across North Dakota who has a cult following that believes he is the cat messiah coming to judge moral of all cats. He is most wellknown for sticking his head in front of his owners facetime camera.

Omg Jet is is cute

yeah to bad he gotta watch ya’ll smash sessions.

Jet is love Jet is life

Jet the Cat is my God

by WhyMyPPsmall November 17, 2017

Jet Bag

Usually an old bag or ugly bag you pick up or sit next to on a jet or plane trip.

Refers to the bag you spew in on the plane.

"Hi my name's Tish." "I guess we'll be sitting together for the next 20 hours?"

"Fuck'in great!" "Sitting next to a Jet Bag!"

"Well hello and fuck you to pig!"

"Yeh!" "Yeh!" "I'll fuck you later bitch!" "Just give me a minute."

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

Jet-Puffed

the act of getting screwed over by a fat person. The person doesn't necessarily need to be overweight at the time of the encounter.

Originated from Kraft Marshmallows Brand "Jet-Puffed"

952): "My boyfriend cheated on me..."
480): "Who cares, wasn't he fat"
952): "Ya, I really got Jet-Puffed!"

Man I really got Jet-Puffed, I was late, standing in line at the grocery store and this little fat kid cut in front of my to buy a candy bar.

by MsJBootie November 30, 2009

Benny and the jets

Tourettes - shouting out swear words without thinking first, or swearing at an inproper moment

oh god here she goes again with the Benny and the jets,

by bloodfairy April 26, 2011

Jet Blue

When a woman is on all fours on a bed, and a man runs across the bedroom and swiftly shoves his penis in her ass.

"Their sexual encounter was going great until he gave her the Jet Blue!"

by Carmel Crew August 25, 2008

jet start

This is when one partner takes their tongue and reams their partner's asshole in a circular motion. This is an analogy to the way that jet engines are started with an external motor that rotates the fan blades.

My girlfriend was giving me a jet start and i blew my cookies all over the wall

by tim14229 December 16, 2011

jet chan

The most awesome ninja ever in CoH; also someone who collects debt faster than xp.

wow, you died 37 times, what a Jet Chan

by JetChan September 21, 2004