MTV Jesse

The best Nelk boy. Always doin dope shit and funny pranks.

Look at MTV Jesse, he’s chugging a couple Ronas and slamming an 8 over there. Fucking legend

by FaffyEnderman April 16, 2020

Darcie and Jesse

They are made for each other, Darcie and Jesse are the God of couple goals.

Perfect and pretty, Jesse loves his Darcie so much he won't ever be satisfied with another.

We Aspire to be Darcie and Jesse level couple goals.

by Chickaclika August 25, 2019

The Messy Jesse

When your fucking a chick in the ass and it packs too much air into her anatomical colo-capacity causing an atmospheric vacuum outside the stink rocket. Subsequently upon pulling out, the back pressure evacuates her larges intestine's contents and ends up atomized over half your bedroom.

"Dooooood, you landed the hott ass chick you were talking to at the party last night?"
"yeah man!"
"Fuck yeah bro, she was hot as fuck!"
"Hell yeah but i dont have the cash for all the fuckin' dry cleaning."
"Wait.. Why, was she on her on her period?"
"Nahhh, it was a being defined as the messy Jesse dude.. i gotta replace my carpet."

by bottomoftheshaftlova October 10, 2019

Jessella

Character in Harry Potter...most likely a Beauxbaton.

Dude, did you see that Beauxbaton?
Yea, it was probably Jessella.

by Brosiden, Lord of the Brocean June 21, 2010

jess doll

a famous myspace girl who has lots of friends and lots of haters and fakes.

jess doll is beautiful.

by mellanychocoba23 November 3, 2010

Jesse

Rude guy. Sometimes nice. Gives nice advice. Will somtimes make u mad. When he does punch him in the face.

Jesse: stupid
Person: shut up

*Punch*

by Why_why May 3, 2018

Jeissa

A shy girl with a heart of gold. She might look shy but she is full of life. She's smart, pretty, and over all very athletic (full of energy) Shes the girl that will always be there for you. {LMS}

"Have you seen that girl" he said. Yea her name is JEISSA, shes the prettiest girl ever and smart too.

by UR AMIGO October 24, 2018