Pulled a J. K. Rowling

You create your magnum opus early on in your potential career, however your utterly unable to ever create anything new that even comes close to the height your magnum opus has set the bar, so you settle down for a while and sit atop the pile of money that your magnum opus has made you for a few years until the percieved utter failure to live up to yourself causes your lonely ass to get bitter. So bitter in fact that you decide it's a great idea to take those feelings to social media and turn them loose on someone or something. You climb up on a soapbox you have no personal stake in climbing on top of nor any right to be on. You take this to a level in which your figurative or literal P.R. manager has a figurative heart attack and or quits and then you dig yourself into a hole so deep that the people who helped you bring your magnum opus to life in one way or another are no longer comfortable associating themselves or their work with you any longer. Not denying your part in it of course but no longer associating with you nonetheless. In the end you've succeeded in tarnishing your P.R., your livelihood, and what's left of your potential career for something you have no personal stake in, no real gain from, no real knowledge of, and no reason or right to tarnish your P.R. livelihood or your potential career over.

Wow Notch really pulled a J. K. Rowling didn't he?

by YuriHimura June 11, 2021

Rock a J

1) Used to describing rocking a jerk-off.

2) Jerking off; performing masturbation; on your cock.

Man; I couldn't sleep... Had to rock a J to get tired.

Gonna eat; go home; and rock a J.

Dude; I rocked 3 J's last night.

by Johnny John John John? January 3, 2011

You're pullin a J Dawn

When you sit and waste your life in front of the computer smoking weed while tumbling IT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .. of course while petting Bruce.
- side effects may include BIEBER FEVER!!!

Jimbo : yo wut r u doin tonite??
Billy Bob : Nothin just chyllin at my house
Jimbo : Dude just come out with us we havent chilled in a long time.
Billy Bob : Fuck the world
Jimbo : Aw mann You're pullin a J Dawn!!!!

by embrichriry May 13, 2010

J.J. Redick

An overrated basektball player from Duke who shot 4-14 in their loss to Michigan State in the 2005 NCAA tourney. Last year, in Duke's tourney loss to U Conn (where he choked on the last shot), he shot 4-12. The year before, in Duke's tournament loss to Kansas, he shot 2-16. So in easily the three biggest games of J.J. Redick's career, he's shot 10-42 from the field. 23.8%

Clearly, he's one of the best shooters in basketball history.

A: You know who sucks at basketball?
B: J.J. Redick, and not only does he suck, he likes to pick his nose.

by Tyler April 25, 2005

J.K. Rowling

Joanne Katherine Rowling. Writer of many short stories and the famous Harry Potter series. She has written the following published books:
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone/Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

these are all great books, as many have said. They are not meant to convert people to 'devil worshipping' or anything else that the Pope and/or other people have acclaimed to. It is merely for entertainment purposes and a job for a well-deserving mother.

Person 1:Have you read Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire?
Person 2:No, who's it written by?
1: J.K. Rowling.
2: Do you know their real name?
1: Joanne Katherine. And Rowling is pronounced like you can row a boat. not a row like a quarrel.
2: Is the book good?
1: OH YES! its my favorite in the series.
2: Are the movies better than the books.
1: By far, no. I think its because I can expand my horizons on imagining what I want to imagine. A based-on-a-book-film is just one person's point of view on a book.
2: I think I'll read it now!!!

by Lauraboo438 February 15, 2006

j.k. rowling

(also known as Jo Rowling by her loyal fans) One of the most famous writers of our times. Author of the Harry Potter series, the best-selling books of all times (besides the Bible, of course). Although her books are considered "children books" by ignorant muggles, they have become more mature as the protagonist, Harry Potter, gets older.

I want to meet J.K. Rowling so I can ask her dozens of questions.

by GabyGranger October 1, 2006

J.K. Rowling

A trans exclusionary radical feminist. She believes trans women aren't real women, which is quite strange given that trans women are quite epic to be able to overcome their mortal flesh and be women.

Oh, she also wrote a book series where a rich famous child born rich and famous uses his riches and famousness to get by in the world, and eventually kills someone with trauma who grew up in poverty.

Person 1: "Hey, I'm reading Harry Potter! It's alright, the writing is a bit mid, and I'm annoyed that the actor in the movies doesn't have green eyes."

Person 2: "Oh, yeah! By J.K. Rowling, right?"

Person 1: *looks into their eyes* "She who shall not be named, you mean. We do not utter terf's names in this household. Seperate the artist from the art, eh?"

Person 2: *nods vigorously*

by raccoon_rori October 17, 2022