Happens during football season. After a long Sunday afternoon of drinking cheap beer stuffing your face with mostly fried food like chicken wings nachos hot dogs etc... You wake up with a painful urge to blow the bottom off the toilet. The poo will have thick pasty texture with the occasional undigested corn chip. Then we have the dreadful aftermath of wiping. this usually take large quantities of toilet paper that will most likely clog you toilet. The first couple rounds of wiping is just for the bulk of the muddbutt. You could be there for hours wiping away but is best if you just hop in the shower rinse off and push the rest down the drain with your big toe.
by Wookie4u January 8, 2010
Get the Monday Muddbuttmug. What Mondays look like in many retail business. A day often filled with problems that were too small to bother customers on the weekends.
by Customer service clown March 2, 2020
Get the trash mondaymug. by Querty345 December 21, 2018
Get the Monday Neckmug. Person 1:happy mineta monday!
Person 2: what mineta monday?!?
Person 1: Oh it’s national eat a grape day!
Person 2: what mineta monday?!?
Person 1: Oh it’s national eat a grape day!
by Buttercup_9999 October 26, 2020
Get the mineta mondaymug. by Satan is a part god July 12, 2016
Get the Ass mondaymug. "I had such a fun weekend, I don't want to be going to work right now. I have a case of the Monday Mizzies."
by LMM121 June 26, 2017
Get the Monday Mizziesmug. by toast mads February 22, 2021
Get the crumbs mondaymug.