I'm the calm

Used by English speakers in the region of Balkan on the European continent. It expresses a response to "calm down" instruction.

Used by my friend TitanBlast / Antony1060 and probably by many other Balkan users.

Expressed in high frustration when someone gets called out for not being calm. Example: "I'M THE CALM!!!"

by TitanBlast April 27, 2021

calm rage

When someone gets to the state of calm rage just leave them alone and if your the person who is their reason of calm rage

Run for your life

Guy 1 to guy 2 “FYI if you beat guy 3 in the soccer match he gets calm rage”

Guy 2”what’s calm rage”

Guy 1”you’ll find out”

by Pogger_person April 12, 2021

calm your fire

To slow down ; comfort ; extinguish negative emotions

Let me be your remedy Let me calm your fire

by Murda Edition December 19, 2022

calm your farm

A phrase created by Ethan Lockyer when playing four square at primary school in 2015

calm your farm Flynn calm your farm, stop hitting little boys with balls

by goofcakes May 24, 2024

Calm this mood down

When you are crushing hard on someone who just gives you enough of their attention to keep it up.

No one but him is gonna calm this mood down.

by Billy-Soo September 19, 2019

Calm Treatment

When your parents are super mad at you for doing/saying something, but they don't yell. Instead they use that really stern voice, and you can tell they are holding back every fiber of their being from killing you.

"i got back home 30 mins after my curfew. My dad confronted me in the living room, but luckily, he gave me the calm treatment."

by Lord Gaben Our Savior October 24, 2016

calm-stressed

A confused state of mind

"Calm down!"
"I am calm. CALM-STRESSED!"

by Shanisa November 16, 2021