bacon jesus

A person on the internet that goes into servers and pings well-known Audio Makers and proceeds to call them "new-gen". Although Bacon Jesus claims to have made audios onto Roblox, it has not yet been proven. Bacon Jesus creates fake audios with other's intros and says he made a collab. Bacon Jesus is an atheist and sends dick pics to men on the internet. After someone says something towards Bacon Jesus, he thinks it's a good idea to call them his "fans" even though he pings someone in public servers so they can talk to him. It leaves people wondering, how old is Bacon Jesus and does he know the consequences?

Bacon Jesus: @.Robin newgen
Bacon Jesus: @4z newgen
Bacon Jesus: @L0zER newgen
Bacon Jesus: @66kDildos wake up newgen
Bacon Jesus: @yuki come on newgen
Bacon Jesus: @gabe73108 ur a dumbass newgen
Bacon Jesus: @Garzies newgen
Bacon Jesus: @Iunep newgen
Bacon Jesus: @L0CC newgen
Bacon Jesus: @linksdenis real newgen
Bacon Jesus: @LYNXDENIS newgen
Bacon Jesus: @Metacalled #ANTITRANNY newgen
Bacon Jesus: @PT5L newgen
Bacon Jesus: @pwn newgen

Person1: Bacon Jesus, you're gay.

Bacon Jesus: Ok fan.

by Robin_taken May 16, 2021

Bacon Slug

The feeling you get after eating way too much bacon in a single meal. Usually occurs at a breakfast buffet.

It was so good at the time and I had to have more, but now I feel like a complete bacon slug.

by Ozweepay Jones February 12, 2015

Bacon Bounty

A Bacon Bounty is a complicated process requiring practice in which the subject inserts shavings of a coconut into their anus. A second participant then ejaculates onto these shavings. The subject then defecates out these shavings, and the combination of fecal matter, semen, and coconut resembles a Mars(TM) Bounty bar.

"Oi Terry, gave your nan a right proper Bacon Bounty last night"

by toms-a-nob June 13, 2015

Bacon Flu

Bacon influenza is known to be caused by influenza A subtypes H1N1, H1N2, H3N1, H3N2, and H2N3.

Bacon Flu is Swine Flu.

People are dead because of Bacon Flu.

Wash your fucking hands, you don't want to get "Bacon Flu"!

Mexico, first narco-gang terrorism, now bacon flu.

by 870's April 28, 2009

makin bacon

When two pigs "pork" each other, they're makin bacon.

Those two pigs are rolling in the mud makin bacon.

by JD February 11, 2005

Bacon Pancakes

The glorious act of putting dat bacon in a pancake.

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bacon pancakes, makin' bacon pancakes,
take some bacon and i'll put it in a pancake,
bacon pancakes that's what it's gunna make,
bacon pancaaaake.

Those were some good ass bacon pancakes.

by Darth Syrup April 23, 2017

bacon fuck

(transitive verb) to have sex with someone who is chubby. Note: To bring home and then proceed to "bacon fuck" a chubby girl or guy may also be referred to as "bringing home the bacon."

Tim: Yo, Kevin totally bacon fucked a girl last night.
Aaron: Yeah I saw him with that chubster, he really brought home the bacon.

by telephoned January 16, 2011