Smokey Bacon

Your nans stinky, sweaty clit on a hot summers day.

Mmmm tasty ;)

Nanny can I rub your smokey bacon.

by Josh and Kieran from your home November 15, 2018

gray bacon

Dirty old penis

Hugh Hefner has gray bacon.

by blazingbobby January 8, 2014

Bacon Bounty

A Bacon Bounty is a complicated process requiring practice in which the subject inserts shavings of a coconut into their anus. A second participant then ejaculates onto these shavings. The subject then defecates out these shavings, and the combination of fecal matter, semen, and coconut resembles a Mars(TM) Bounty bar.

"Oi Terry, gave your nan a right proper Bacon Bounty last night"

by toms-a-nob June 13, 2015

Bacon Flu

Bacon influenza is known to be caused by influenza A subtypes H1N1, H1N2, H3N1, H3N2, and H2N3.

Bacon Flu is Swine Flu.

People are dead because of Bacon Flu.

Wash your fucking hands, you don't want to get "Bacon Flu"!

Mexico, first narco-gang terrorism, now bacon flu.

by 870's April 28, 2009

makin bacon

When two pigs "pork" each other, they're makin bacon.

Those two pigs are rolling in the mud makin bacon.

by JD February 11, 2005

Bacon Pancakes

The glorious act of putting dat bacon in a pancake.

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bacon pancakes, makin' bacon pancakes,
take some bacon and i'll put it in a pancake,
bacon pancakes that's what it's gunna make,
bacon pancaaaake.

Those were some good ass bacon pancakes.

by Darth Syrup April 23, 2017

bacon fuck

(transitive verb) to have sex with someone who is chubby. Note: To bring home and then proceed to "bacon fuck" a chubby girl or guy may also be referred to as "bringing home the bacon."

Tim: Yo, Kevin totally bacon fucked a girl last night.
Aaron: Yeah I saw him with that chubster, he really brought home the bacon.

by telephoned January 16, 2011