Somebody who used the internet before any of the major sites (like myspace facebook youtube and even google) were around. Internet pioneers were the first users of the internet, and they know what they're doing when they go online.
Person1: Why is my internet being stupid?
Person2: Try clearing your cache and cookies.
Person1: Wow you are so smart, you must be an internet pioneer.
Person2: Try clearing your cache and cookies.
Person1: Wow you are so smart, you must be an internet pioneer.
by darkshadow29 July 31, 2010
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"Wow Johnson I think I know why you can't get anything done right, your suffering from intrarectalcranialitis! You've been walking around with your head up your ass all day!"
by shmuely February 24, 2008
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A funny way of showing how "smart" you are. Made popular by Jack Black in the hilarious 2009 Comedy about pre-historic times, Year One.
Michael Cera: No! We cannot eat from the forbidden tree!
Jack Black: What if i eat it and become all knowing? I must!
*Takes Bite*
Michael Cera: How's it taste?
Jack Black: Has a "Knowledgy" taste to it.
Michael Cera: Do you feel smarter?
Jack Black: I'm not sure. But im feeling more..."Intelligenter"..
Jack Black: What if i eat it and become all knowing? I must!
*Takes Bite*
Michael Cera: How's it taste?
Jack Black: Has a "Knowledgy" taste to it.
Michael Cera: Do you feel smarter?
Jack Black: I'm not sure. But im feeling more..."Intelligenter"..
by RyRyRodriguez November 8, 2009
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by Master Master Kim January 13, 2010
Get the integritist mug.Internet years pass much quicker than real years. It is due to the very frequent and enormous amount of updates on blogs and news sites.
Example: if you bump into an image that you had seen days ago it feels like it happened ages ago.
Example: if you bump into an image that you had seen days ago it feels like it happened ages ago.
Fred Flinstone's comment: "I can't wait to try this videogame. When is it coming out?"
Michael J. Fox's comment: "Where have you been in the past 100 internet years? Your grandma might have rocked that game."
Michael J. Fox's comment: "Where have you been in the past 100 internet years? Your grandma might have rocked that game."
by minase8888 December 12, 2010
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"So, like, yeah, Becky, what are you totally going to be wearing to class tomorrow?" - Becky's friend.
"Becky will be wearing jorts, because tomorrow is International Jorts Day!" - Becky's other friend, interjecting
"Becky will be wearing jorts, because tomorrow is International Jorts Day!" - Becky's other friend, interjecting
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getting all the attention you want at the intersection w/ a hot song
getting all the attention you want at the intersection w/ a hot song
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