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Instagram high

The Instagram is a obsession with taking selfies and posting pointless pictures of food for no bloody reason and find happiness in this obsession
Hey I got new car, but first let me take a selfie and post it on Instagram to help my Instagram high.
by The bitch55 April 29, 2014
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Instagram

A social media app that is for ages 12+ and u can see pictures, post them and DM your friends
OMG Lexi follow me on instagram so we can chat
by Tituana March 28, 2017
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Instagram spam account

An Instagram spam account commonly have over 1k posts, selfies, shitposts, have vulgar username and is typically funny. It’s like a journal with close friends where you make fun of each other.
I’ve posted it on my instagram spam account. Check it out !
by abcefghijkkk March 27, 2018
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Instagram flexing

When you think you’re better than someone else by posting a picture on Instagram acting like you got it like that but really you don’t.
Dude did you see Jake Mcvay on instagram?

-yeah dude that fool was straight Instagram flexing.
by Paul Pistone May 25, 2018
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instagram and insta-slam

instagram and insta-slam is when you find a girl on Instagram and everything escalates fast and leads to fucking within the next 2 hours.
this is what instagram and insta-slam goes something like this
GUY: hey cutie wanna come over
GIRL: oh my!*looks at body* I'd love to! *starts drooling*
by beansoup23 June 5, 2018
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Instagram

It’s is an app that steals almost everything from Reddit. It’s steals memes. People who use Instagram are all normies.
“Do you know Instagram?”
“Oh that shit? The one which steals memes? Yeah”
by Redditor September 27, 2019
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instagram positivity

When someone describes a product or action that in reality is completely useless but somehow they can still find something positive to say about it; an instagram influencer describing literally any product.
Instagram model: “I love it when my boyfriend cums on my face! There’s so much protein in semen and it makes your face so soft. Who needs real face masks!”

Follower: “wow I love her instagram positivity!”
by Slimjimdick October 19, 2019
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