female illiterate

the misconjunction of knowledge on the way women think

"Hey Phil why don't you talk to women"-Dave
"Well I'm too afraid to talk to them I don't know how they think, I'm female illiterate"-Phil

by The KEk September 9, 2018

Dyslexic Illiterate sack of sadness

A person who can’t speak and read who commonly replies with “WHAT?” who you personally despise with a burning passion who has commonly said “I’m so depressed!” And they are extremely sad because they have no friends (although they may think your their friend) they have not been diagnosed with depression but constantly say this on group chats that you are stuck in with them.You most likely don’t have their number but they do. You constantly what to kick them in the Shins and permanently disable them.

A rare Insult that hurts like REALLY hurts.

“You are a fucking Dyslexic Illiterate sack of sadness” screamed 69420

by 69420ha get it? January 24, 2020

Trashcan Invite

Last minute invitation to a dinner, event or meeting. As in the same day, 30 minutes Or less prior to start time or as the person is walking into said event. As I was dropping my tickets into the trash can, I thought of you.

Hey, sorry for the trashcan invite, I have 2 seats to the Yankees/Red Sox game. It is today and starts in 30 minutes... Can you make it?

by guitartechnician June 10, 2020

math-illiterate

Me

My friend: Can you help me with this algebra question?
Me: No sorry I'm math-illiterate.

by Obv troll is obvious April 2, 2021

Good invite

Used when someone dear to you doesn't invite you to something you could also enjoy.

Good invite Chris you cuck!

by THATCHED ROOFS COTTAGES August 3, 2021

House Inviter

Someone who gives the pretence of being sociable like "yeah I'm up for meeting up, come over to my place and I'll order some drinks/food in here, can chill" but in reality are too fucking lazy to go to the pub/bar/club/restaurant.

They put forward the pretence of hospitality and sociable behaviour but it's just because they are lazy as shit.

ME: "yo, we still down for meeting up? can head to the The Prince and watch the football?"

House Inviter: "could do, could do, or you could come over here to watch it? I've got some beers and we can order some food in. Way more chill."

by SP180 December 17, 2021

ghost invite

inviting someone to an event without the intention of them showing up.

I know her bridesmaid doesn't like me, but she could have at least sent me a ghost invite to her wedding.

by ladyluck091 August 24, 2022