2 inch surprise

Dick; a small one that is two inches.

You won't believe your eyes when you see my 2 inch surprise ;))

by LlamaLlama12 October 2, 2017

10 inch dick

10 inch dick is used from someone who has a 10 inch dick like Norghel Tenzin.

Hi im 20yo girl from zürich and i was luckely to experience Norghels 10 inch dick

by Brothafromanothermotha April 17, 2023

7 inch

Professional bum fighter who consumes over 27000 kilos of crack cocaine every hour depending on his current mood

Ayo 7 inch knocked a nigga out today.

by Watermelony felony April 8, 2020

The Angry Inch

The Angry Inch is a term coined by Sean. Its use refers to the size of a man’s penis, hence the name The Angry Inch. This man’s penis is so small and so angry that the only thing it can do is make a weeping sound “meee, meee, meeee”. It says this because The Angry Inch demands attention, unfortunately The Angry Inch only get ridiculed.

Sean: It’s not my fault you have a small penis!
Alex: My penis is not small I don’t know what you are talking about
Sean: Well that’s not what Chris said last night, he said that you had “The Angry Inch”!
Alex: ‘Speechless’

by S.N.H. March 6, 2008

american inch

Half the size of the British Inch.

MAN"Hey baby. Want to see my 8 inch monster?"
WOMAN"Are you SURE that's 8 inches?! Looks more like 4 to me..."
MAN"Are you calling me a liar?! Impossible! Us Americans are world renowned for our honesty!"

by Rory McMoose May 5, 2005

Dirty Inch

The truly un-named distance between the asshole & corresponding genitalia, for men the nuts & women the pussy. Always the victim of shrapnel from sex, exercise & any other body fluid exuding activity, hence the name.

After going at it for a while her dirty inch was gettin' a little gummy.

by redsuperdog January 28, 2009

five inch dildo

words used to describe someone who is moderately endowed.

Jonh is hung like a five inch dildo.

by sassafras July 26, 2005