painted the moon

shagging a girl or guy from behind when close to cumming pulling out and spunking on their arse.
That girl was a great fuck. I painted the moon last night.
by teknologik May 28, 2009
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Wig painted

someone getting shot in the head blood spatters on to their face or head
Yo son tim got his wig painted

man i heard tim got his wig painted
by steven owns you February 29, 2008
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painting curtains

Pleasuring a women with tounge in public
You see that guy in the lounge painting curtains?
by Bigcat69imlovinit June 13, 2017
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Paint the stall

When you have explosive diarrhea and you barely get your pants off when your shit sprays at least 3 walls of a public bathroom stall.
I think I had food poisoning because I had to paint the stall on my way to work.
by Yourmommaspanties March 10, 2021
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paint cans

HUGE TITS. BUT NOT THE SAGGY KIND. NICE HUGE FIRM TITS.
"hey did you see her boobs?"
"YA THE PAINT CANS?"
by IfixYourass August 01, 2017
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Paint can

A paint can is someone who you would consider to be a hater of yours. They are always rude and never agree with anything you do
by Paint can May 28, 2019
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paint eater

This is a term used to describe someone so dumb that they might as well eat chipped paint from walls.

Can also refer to someone who is dumb enough to huff paint leading to the destruction of thier brain cells which makes them even dumber.
“Hey, what is your little cousing eating. Did you give him crackers

“Nah. The little shit is a paint eater.”

“That explains alot”
by Dedalus Diggle March 30, 2018
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