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Boil

Like a pimple, but ten times worse.
Imagine you have a pimple.

Now, imagine it's huge and sensitive; so sensitive that if even your clothes brush against it, it hurts like a motherfucker. (If you actually hit it against something, nobody will blame you for screaming, swearing, and/or crying.)

Next, imagine that it takes several days of constantly attacking it before it finally stops hurting and starts to shrink. Also, you have to wait until it becomes vulnerable and occasionally take breaks even then.

Then, imagine that it can and will appear only in places where it's easy to aggravate. If one appear in your groin area, or - even better (not) - ON YOUR PRIVATES, buckle up, because it's gonna be miserable.

Next, imagine that when it's finally on the way out, it may still take another week to fully disappear. And even then, there's a good chance that more will show up unless you do take action.

And just like that, you have a boil. Fun, isn't it? (No, it's not.)
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 11, 2024
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Boiling

A Ghanaian term used to describe when a guy goes out roaming.

Michel, UG
Joel Embid went boiling looking for Rhianna
by Mista who May 4, 2018
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Alaskan Boil

-How are you going to store the food?

-I'll throw it in the freezer, give it the good ol Alaskan Boil
by Lou Sassol December 6, 2022
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Seafood Boil

When your vaginas get sunburned from scissoring on the beach.
This seafood boil ruined my vacation… been bathing in aloe for two days straight.
by Fireislandlovestories June 15, 2022
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go off the boil

To lose one’s intensity or interest on something.
Don’t go off the boil because of this one deviation Michael. Stay focused!
by Sicilian Cowboy November 7, 2023
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Boil

Boil is a word for corny but better. If you see a commercial of a family dinner and everyone is smiling like idiots I would consider that as boil.
Wow that’s so boil!
by Someonethat’ssupaswag December 25, 2021
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soft boiling an egg

Soft boiling an egg ~ code for beating ones dick, or masturbating with ones penis.
I can't talk right now, soft boiling an egg. Talk later.
by Skylark838 September 25, 2018
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