I got reach

When you tryna touch the booty from far away

You got a nice butt and I wanna touch it even though you're far away but I got reach

by Touchbutter November 29, 2019

Don’t Take Her She’s All I Got

Well I said, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
Please don't take her love away from me
I'm beggin' you, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
She's everything in life I'll ever need
She is life when I want to live
She's everything to me in life that life can give
She's my water when I need a drink
She's the first thought in my mind
Each time I try to think
Let me tell you now, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
Please don't take her love away from me
I'm beggin' you, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
She's everything in life I'll ever need
She's my fingers when I want to feel
She's the only thing in life to me that's really real
She is love, she's all the love I know
She could kiss the ground in wintertime
And make a flower grow
Let me tell you now, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got

Please don't take her love away from me
I'm beggin' you, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
She's everything in life I'll ever need
Let me tell you now, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
Well I said, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
I'm beggin' you, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got

Don’t Take Her She’s All I Got

by WorseThanHitler November 26, 2023

I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

I got your boy hanging

When someone calls a grown man, a boy or son. No matter if it’s slang in a friendly way, you respond with I got your your boy or son hanging. (Meaning your Dick hanging). The term is used to make sure that person never makes the mistake of calling you son or a boy again.

Ex 1. Person 1 - What’s up my Boy?

Person 2 - I got your boy hanging!!!!

Ex 2. Person 1 - Whats up my son?

Person 2 - I got your son hanging!!!!

by CDay1215 September 6, 2023

I got hit by a bus

Can be used to define multiple things like getting Covid which I have right now or you literally got hit by a bus

Person1 I got hit by a bus person2 sucks to suck

by Fuck horace mann September 4, 2022

What has I gots to do --- HUM DA "JEOPARDY!" THEME?!

A "how can I convince you to get a move on?" query dat you exasperatedly snort to yer companion who's taking his sweet ol' time while your yerself are standin' around tappin' yer foot.

Dude #1, who is treating his buddy --- Dude #2 --- to a footlong at Subway for da first time, and so Dude #2 is still perusing da menu: Look, Man, I know dat there are lots of scrumptious-looking choices there to select from, but time's a-wasting --- I ain't got all day to wait for you to figure out which one ya want! What has I gots to do --- HUM DA "JEOPARDY!" THEME?!

by QuacksO October 28, 2025

I got next

what you say when you are having sex with multiple guys and there is only one condom to share.

derek “Let’s do this but i only have one condom.”
gage “I got next.”

by TheRealSexGod November 17, 2017