Hypocrite

Every boy I’ve ever met 🤨🤗

Boys are hypocrites 😍😩

by Worried female :/ December 6, 2021

Hypocrite

Owning a sheep hoodie and also owning Disney plus and airpods

Gabe wears a sheep hoodie but also owns Disney plus and airpods. Gabe is a fucking hypocrite

by Buffalo Flats November 20, 2019

Hypocrite Oath

A doctor who took the Hippocratic oath but ends up putting more people in danger through medical gaslighting, or spreading disease by not using proper personal protective equipment.

I went to my doctor because I had complications from an active COVID infection and my doctor didn’t even wear a mask, I wonder how many of their patients they’re going to infect with this disease. I guess they took the hypocrite oath.

by CrunchyBrownie5 September 22, 2025

Hypocrite

An idiot who does things that they tell others not to do and does it themselves because they're brain dead. The worst of these people are those insult the others who do it and then proceed to do the same thing themselves.

Sam (Hypocrite): Hey Jack! You better not do that thing you just did.

Jack: Ok

Sam : (Proceeds to do that thing)

Jack: Hey Sam are you stupid? You just did that thing you told me not to do.

Sam: Oh actually Jack, I'm stupid AND braindead!

by Raphaim October 24, 2023

Hypocrite

Someone who talks a lot of shit about the big talkers of the world from a distance.

The hypocrite didn't say anything about anybody being a big talker when they were present, but boy did he/she have a lot to say about the matter when they were miles away.

by Solid Mantis October 2, 2019

hypocritical slut

A slut who is hypocritical. Most of the time fakes anxiety.

Payton is such a hypocritical slut! She says she has anxiety but went to the school dance with no one.

by Paqqie May 2, 2018

horizontal hypocrite

When someone shuns a group of people while also being in another group of people with the same attributes as the former.

Guy 1: I hate Minecraft fans! They're all kids and cringe.
Guy 2: Aren't you a Roblox fan? Don't you get the same kind of comments? You're such a horizontal hypocrite dude.

by kornelbut July 19, 2024