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Hansoned

(pronounced: HAN-soned) adj.
1. To be drunk or wasted at Hanson's Shoe Repair in Orlando, Florida, often brought on by the bar's infamous Hanson-daiquiri (made of Plantation 3-star rum, smith & cross, lime, and simple syrup).

2. To have been too busy to eat or drink before going to Hanson's Shoe Repair and becoming intoxicated from one daiquiri served there.
"You look like shit. Where did you go last night?"
"I got hansoned."
by ooooofd February 28, 2022
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Hudson

A fucking prick who has no friends, he is weak and doesn't go outside. He can't say anything to their face and when he does it's cuz there are girls around. Hudson is a fucking lonely cunt with no friends. Avoid him at all costs cuz he's a disease to our world
Don't be a hudson
by Nimizh May 26, 2022
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hudson dunlap

he loves his famliy
hudson dunlap is a pro at football and track and feild/
by hudsonisgay April 3, 2023
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hudsonaliophobia

the fear of people with the name "hudson"
I have hudsonaliophobia
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the hanson effect

This is the effect that takes place when any of the Hanson songs are played. It makes you feel good, and has the tendency to make you fall in love with prepubescent boys. However, this will NOT make you a lesbian, because they will soon get first hair on ball, and get buzz cuts.

May cause drowsiness, dizziness, or premature ejaculation.
Man, that mmbop has got me feelin that The Hanson Effect
by Yeeknow March 27, 2011
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jay hutson

(n) A person who will who treat you like a friend while stabbing you in the back.

(v) The act of stabbing someone in the back.
(n) He asked me to go to lunch with him then called the office to try to get me fired. He's such a jay hutson.
(v) I let him use my tools and then he jay hutsoned me. He's such a mike phares.
by J.B. DeRocco July 12, 2017
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kylie hudson

Kylie Hudson is a complete and utter idiot and goofball who will never stop annoying you. But she is also a girl who will always stand by you and support you even if she disagrees. She will never do you wrong and forgive you when you do. She is beautiful, kind, and an amazing friend. Everybody needs a Kylie Hudson
Reannah Joplin love her best friend Kylie Hudson
by Reamama September 28, 2017
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