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Human

A species that will destroy itself due to unchecked technological advancement. Humans have a level of intelligence sufficient enough for them to discover how to exploit environmental resources, leading to a subsequent increase in population. This increase in population requires more exploitation of environmental resources, leading to another population increase, resulting in a feedback loop of overpopulation and significantly altering the environment. As competition is naturally selected for its success in securing resources and reproduction, the human species is instinctually inclined to fight over resources, whether it be land, water, shelter, food, or mates. As humans discover how to extract more energy from resources, this fighting over resources, or war as we call it in modern times, gets more and more brutal as time goes on, going from arrows to guns to dynamite to atomic and thermonuclear warheads, to name a few examples. Overall, as humans become more advanced, they will not only lead to the suffering of their brethren, they will lead to the suffering of life all across the globe in their destruction of it.
"The human species is so overrated. They ruin the Earth, kill each other in increasingly violent ways, and continue marching toward the tens of billions in population despite all of this."
by Dozenal>Decimal July 10, 2022
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Human Dog

A person who has a very sensitive nose
Have you seen John? I heard he is a Human Dog.
by CcDragz December 1, 2022
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kickass human

A person who does epic shit, lives life to the fullest and knows who they are. Doesn't apologize for being true to himself. Knows her purpose.
You have to be a kickass human to want to paragliding off a cliff.
by Spring13 May 24, 2017
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lesser human

David you fucking lesser human
by the moungrule April 24, 2018
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pig human

a person who appears to be related to or part swine. They may have features such as snouts, trotters and are usually obese
person1: damn she ugly
2: probably a pig human
by viniggar February 2, 2019
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The Human Egoverse

The collective universe of human minds and egos globally.
The human egoverse has been magnified and intensified by the internet.
by on May 5, 2022
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sense of human

The sensibilities most humans in a society should display when in contact with other humans. A play on the phrase 'sense of humor'.
I wish Dave would show a sense of human and stop beating up anyone who flirts with his ex.
by A Whale's Fajita April 17, 2011
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