(Bolsillo Caliente de Cuernavaca in Spanish). It's like an Alabama hot pocket where you shit on the woman's vagina and have sex with it. But since it is a Mexican version, you add hot sauce and tequila, while the woman bites on a piece of lemon.
1. My dick's burning up - I think it's because I gave my gf a Cuernavaca Hot Pocket
2. Ay no puedo wey. No quiero hacer el Bolsillo de Cuernavaca.
2. Ay no puedo wey. No quiero hacer el Bolsillo de Cuernavaca.
by Jise9984 December 14, 2017
Get the Cuernavaca Hot Pocketmug. AP exam grader that is known for giving high scores even if the exam is not up to par. This can be applied to all test graders.
“Yo Joe how did you do on the AP Exam.” Said Abe
“I think I did fine, but I hope I get the hot pocket guy.” Said Joe
“Yeah the hot pocket guy makes it an easy 5 on the AP exam.” Said Abe
“I think I did fine, but I hope I get the hot pocket guy.” Said Joe
“Yeah the hot pocket guy makes it an easy 5 on the AP exam.” Said Abe
by Joe Abraham June 3, 2019
Get the Hot Pocket Guymug. When someone sits on a nuclear reactor in Brazil and turns their asshole into a mutated monster with a 781 foot dick. The person is now called a host and the monster then shoves the 781 foot dick in the host's mouth, killing him/her with radioactive cum. Now the host's flesh is the crust and the filling is cum. Just like the Hot Pockets in my closet!
I was sitting on a nuclear reactor in my basement and got turned into a Brazilian Hot Pocket. Now I'm fucking dead.
by 89 year old bay 777 January 17, 2019
Get the Brazilian Hot Pocketmug. A person from Sheboygan that takes a shit in a ziplock bag. Then chases his siblings around and smashes them over the head with it.
I took a shit in a ziplock bag and was hitting my brother over the head with the Sheboygan Hot Pocket.
by Nate shitsmasher April 10, 2020
Get the Sheboygan Hot Pocketmug. Squamish known for its beauty and nature is home to adventurous spirits.
Take a live but decaying sockeye salmon and insert into your lady parts ( VaJJ)
Then gingerly insert a hot cedar smouldering rod into your anus. The scent of of the slow roasting bung hole /cedar and decaying fish will sure to leave an imprint on all your loved ones at all your family gatherings.
Take a live but decaying sockeye salmon and insert into your lady parts ( VaJJ)
Then gingerly insert a hot cedar smouldering rod into your anus. The scent of of the slow roasting bung hole /cedar and decaying fish will sure to leave an imprint on all your loved ones at all your family gatherings.
Wow great night at strombergs last night can’t believe we all tried a Squamish hot pocket still having trouble walking and can’t get the scent from my clothes and it’s burned in memory for life.
by clear creek August 6, 2022
Get the Squamish hot pocketmug. by Dr. Aquarius August 21, 2016
Get the heated hot pocketmug. The sexual act of shidding and farding into the female vagina and then performing sexual intercourse with said vagina full of bowel movements.
Gabe’s GF: “Let’s get Mexican Food for dinner, I’m in the mood for a Floribama Hot Pocket tonight.”
Gabe: “Fuck Yeah!”
Gabe: “Fuck Yeah!”
by SirBumBumMan March 2, 2019
Get the Floribama Hot Pocketmug.