Shit hooker

Someone who pedals shit, sells junk. Hence the name shit + hooker.
There's some shit hooker selling fake sunglasses in the parking lot!
by Woodpimp January 19, 2018
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Hooker sparkles

After trying on prom dresses, there was hooker sparkles all over the place.
by Old Greg Schip September 27, 2019
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Pizza Hooker

Defined as a young woman who employs sexual promiscuity with the aim of acquiring free pizza from pursuing males.
"Hey Dave, How did Jeremy end up getting with Veronica?"
"Veronica? I heard she is a pizza hooker"
by ayoayouuuu November 13, 2016
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hey hooker

Hey hooker; (Hooker). Everyone’s a hooker. When you meet your friend or a stranger. Instead of saying there name, you just say “Hey Hooker”. Meaning FRIEND.
Hey Hooker, do you want to go to the mall?
Hey Hooker, how have you been?
by Tea Baer January 24, 2023
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dinner hooker

Dinner Hooker: a woman who will act interested in sex but just wants to be taken out to dinner then bye-bye.
I met this great looking MILF who was really coming on to me. I took her out to dinner then she told me she was involved with some other guy. She is just another dinner hooker. Bummer!
by Rooster34135 April 16, 2014
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Hylian hooker

a woman that offers her services in the magical world of hyrule
Link:"Hey zelda how much for your royal presence?"
Zelda:"Whaaaaa? leave me, I ain't no hylian hooker"
by Creamytart12 November 05, 2014
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hooker logic

Talking yourself into something you want to do but know you probably shouldn’t
“You think you can steal from the company because you started the company, nice hooker logic”
by Sheriff PT Nipples July 14, 2020
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