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Hooker Nook

A small enclave in which prostitutes or streetwalkers shield themselves from the elements while at their place of work.

Normally found in dark alleys throughout countries of colder climates- namely Northern USA, Canada and English-speaking Northern Europe
"It's freezing, this blizzard is terrifying"
"Shield yourself in a hooker nook!"
by lechevres November 16, 2011
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Hooker sparkles

After trying on prom dresses, there was hooker sparkles all over the place.
by Old Greg Schip September 27, 2019
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Shit hooker

Someone who pedals shit, sells junk. Hence the name shit + hooker.
There's some shit hooker selling fake sunglasses in the parking lot!
by Woodpimp January 19, 2018
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hooker salad

1. When you're a sex worker but you lookin' like a healthy snack.
Your boy's about to have himself a hooker salad.

Damn, she's got white teeth. And she's fit as hell. Where'd you find this fine hooker salad? Trader Hoes?
by flibbetyflop May 31, 2019
mugGet the hooker saladmug.

hey hooker

Hey hooker; (Hooker). Everyone’s a hooker. When you meet your friend or a stranger. Instead of saying there name, you just say “Hey Hooker”. Meaning FRIEND.
Hey Hooker, do you want to go to the mall?
Hey Hooker, how have you been?
by Tea Baer January 24, 2023
mugGet the hey hookermug.

dinner hooker

Dinner Hooker: a woman who will act interested in sex but just wants to be taken out to dinner then bye-bye.
I met this great looking MILF who was really coming on to me. I took her out to dinner then she told me she was involved with some other guy. She is just another dinner hooker. Bummer!
by Rooster34135 April 15, 2014
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tent of hookers

When you can spend $2,400 to buy a lot of hookers at the same time.
Hey! I got my stimmy from daddy biden. I’m gonna get a tent of hookers.
by Merriam mf Webster May 11, 2021
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