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Highway 7 University

The greatest educational institution on the face of the Earth. Pristine residences, top of the line professors and equipment, and hands down the best meal plan of any school. Legends have foretold that one who acquires a PhD at Highway 7 University will transcend reality.
Amit Chakma: What school do you go to?
Vice Provost General Stegster: Highway 7 University!
by cutmantate March 2, 2019
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Highway Carr

One of da "four-wheeled" members of Lightning McQueen's non-human-based world; he's a talk-show host and great pal of fellow radio/TV-personalities Bob Cutlass, Darrell Cartrip, and Jay Limo.
Kidding aside, "Highway Carr" really is what I'd originally thought this radio-personality dude's "stage" name was when I first heard him on the radio, since the otherwise-clearly-speaking Howie usually pronounced his first name rather poorly. Same goes for the also-famous-in-radio (or should I say, "infamous", since he was eventually exposed as a Bernie Madeoff-type fraudster who bilked investors out of more than $24 million) Sonny Bloch, whom I'd always assumed was using the pseudonym "Sunny Block" merely to tout his financial advice, the implication being that following his investment-recommendations would "land you on a nice cheerily-bright street".
by QuacksO January 15, 2020
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highway gay

by haven21 June 30, 2020
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Highwayku

Also known as a “haiwayku”. The 3 line message on a city’s traffic sign that warns of upcoming traffic problems or encourages positive behavior to avoid a horrible traffic death, fine, lifelong imprisonment, or other socially undesirable quality such as being a disease spreader.

There is no formula to the number of syllables required like in a haiku, but a properly formed highwayku may contain a pun or other play on words leading one to believe it was written by a dad.
I saw another stupid Highwayku today while driving to Grandma’s for Christmas. It said:

Jingle Bells
Speeding smells
Slow down, wear a mask
by ColonelJoe December 25, 2020
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Highway Robbery

When you and the boys steal the entire highway for kicks.
“It’s Friday, that means it’s Highway Robbery Night”

Alright boys, take all the asphalt you can find”
by Despair waffles April 4, 2021
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highway plug

phrase for RVs, pickups pulling humongous Camper Trailers, Holiday Camper Vans , including Minivans, driven leisurely by visiting tourists often in a foreign land trying to take in all the sights and everyone of these drivers going way slower than posted speed limits on major Highways
There you go we are stuck on this highway because that Highway Plug upfront dictates the pace for the rest of us, and this is a 110 zone !!!
by Wilsonation May 16, 2021
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Highway Princess

A woman or women who hang out or travel up and down the highway. Soliciting for sexual favors, money, drugs or rides to places.

See; Lot-Lizards
I was going down the highway and saw the two Highway Princess walking down side of the road looking for a ride.
by anonymous June 8, 2021
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