Do Me heels

Heels designed to make people see you want to be fucked hard from behind in a nightclub toliet

A: I really want to fuck one of those chicks
B: Go for the one in the Do Me Heels, you know she'll take it up the ass in the toliets

by CrazyMentalChild May 10, 2015

hazelwood

My last name! Mua ha ha ha ha...... You watch out. Some day, us Hazelwoods will rule the earth! We are all the best human beings ever! Except for that Hazelwood guy who spilled all that oil tanker in the ocean, while he drunk, but that's a different story all together.

Is your last name Hazelwood? No? Then you suck! Ha ha ha ....

by Ms. Hazelwood October 9, 2003

alabama heelsplitter

When a male is fucking a female in the ass and pulls out and kicks the females heels from underneath while wearing steel-toe boots. Then, while she is writhing in pain on the ground, he proceeds to ejaculate all over her face.

Jim: Yo did you hear what John did to Kelly last night?
Peter: No what?
Jim: He gave her the old alabama heelsplitter
Peter: Damn what a slut

by JMags and Challs April 19, 2011

tar heel

An occupant of UNC-Chapel hill. A fairly smart, pretentious hick. Someone who probably couldn't make it in to Duke.

My brother hates when Duke wins, because he is a Tar Heel

by prole guy May 13, 2005

Heel

A part of a women's shoe, that makes the womens ass and feet look skiny and hot. It could be as small as 1.5 inches and as tall as 5 to 7 inches.

The prostitute walked along the street stamping on her 5inch heel boots.

by Khutoretskiy July 26, 2005

heel

The act of sitting on one's heel in an effort to prevent shitting one's pants. Heeling refers to the allowance of gas to pass through while keeping the contents of one's colon from being expelled until such a time that a bathroom can be found. Heeling can be paired with the pretense of tying one's shoes to keep passersby from suspecting something is wrong.

Tom felt the onset of bubble guts and immediately knelt to the ground to heel, so the goosebumps could pass and allow for safe passage to the restroom without accident.

John was heeling in his cubicle waiting for the opportune time to run to the restroom for some much needed relief.

by alupinthat April 25, 2010

heel

The heel is the end of the bread. the really crunchy parts good for grilled cheeses. i believe it came from my redneck family right here in the heart of Oklahoma.

"Hey yall give me the heel its the best part."

by LINZ July 30, 2004