john henrying

The act of begging for money on the internet while simultaneously making as many excuses as possible explaining why you cannot get a job. This act is usually carried out by a 40 year old man with long, gray, wizard-like hair, living in a college dorm, and showing a peculiar infatuation with Fleshlights. An insatiable appetite for Beefaroni and gyros is implied.

I'm so sick of doing scutwork. I should just log on to Facebook and do some john henrying instead.

by Beefaroni Teates May 4, 2014

henry kissinger

A former Secretary of State who, despite having won the Nobel Peace Prize -- a slap in the face to those who TRULY have spent their lives supporting human rights and working for the betterment of humankind -- should be sitting in an international prison as a war criminal. Among his many (mis)deeds were sabotaging the 1968 Paris Peace Talks (thus tacking on another five years of U.S. involvement in the Vietnam conflict), and his key role in orchestrating the 1973 coup in Chile which put murderous Pinochet into power.

He reportedly no longer travels abroad without first consulting his lawyers about the possibility of his being arrested.

Henry Kissinger is the antichrist.

by MRT2 September 24, 2008

Patrick Henry

What every 8th grader comes across in Social Studies.

"Give my liberty or give my death! BITCH"

Patrick Henry owns you all.

by chowman November 9, 2006

Fort Henry

This is when a group of people are gathered together and one of the persons tries to sneak out a fart but it fails miserably. This usually results in a loud sound, closely followed by the group laughing and attempting to escape the area.

He accidentally pulled a Fort Henry and cleared the room.

by Kenoggy September 22, 2019

Jack-Henry

That one annoying kid that is good at literally EVERYTHING, and nobody likes him because of it.

Damn, is there anything Jack-Henry ISN'T good at?!?

by LiterallyEveryoneEverLol February 1, 2020

henry cavill

The gorgeous, talented british actor from Jersey, Channel Islands, UK. Born may 5, 1983. Henry has appeared in a number of films, such as "Hellraiser: Hellworld" and "Tristan and Isolde" along with a number of TV movies and series but he is most famous for his role as "Charles Brandon" on Showtime's "The Tudors" alongside Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Natalie Dormer and Sam Neill. He will star in the upcoming film "Town Creek" with Dominic Purcell of "Prison Break" And "Blade:Trinity" in 2008

Henry Cavill is FINE!

by ChrissyKiss January 5, 2008

Henry Miller

Henry Miller is my husband

Henry Miller is my husband
Henry Miller is pretty hot
henry miller is magenta
henry miller likes shrimp

by Henry Simp August 4, 2020