Heleny

The feeling of crazy. The feeling of being oUt-Of-SorTs. Feeling completely out-of-touch, but feigning as if I'm completely in control of the situation. Pretty much just feel like a complete nut-job, similar to Helen Shiller, that bold face lies to her constituents and then brings pizza from her boyfriend's restaurant to make everyone feel better.. ps. the pizza sucks, so this is an ineffective more.

I'm feeling very Heleny today.

by 46thRebel February 21, 2007

Helen Keller

The state of awareness you assume when you are playing a first person shooter video game (i.e. Modern Warfare 2) and you take a full frontal blast from a flashbang grenade that fully blinds and deafens you, thus giving you the effect that you are "Helen Keller", aimlessly fumbling around blind and deaf to the world.

James: "Steve, to your right, shoot that guy!"

Steve: "Dude I'm 'Helen Keller'! I can't see or hear shit!"

by Casual T Shirt December 2, 2009

Helen Huntness

The quality or state of being or similarity to Helen Hunt; either in appearance, acting ability, or speech.

You are looking very Helen Huntness today.

That sounded a little Helen Huntness.

by kcranger79 May 22, 2011

Helenitis

When you are completely freaking out to be with your girl and the only remedy is to get naked with her.

Dude, what the hell is wrong with you? You look all bummed out and anxious. Yeah man I have Helenitis, I need to get naked with my girl.

by King Chocolactic September 17, 2013

Helen Keller Deuce

Taking a shit in pitch black darkness because you've been at it so long that the motion sensor lights went off.

I was playing words with friends for so long on the john that I ended up taking a 20 minute Helen Keller Deuce.

by Overtheline89 November 14, 2014

helenacareria

If your a helenacareria that means your a cool girl who is shy but awesome and is allways pretty

Drake: Wow that girl must be a helenacareria
Miley cyrus: yeah but shes probably got a dwyerkai

by Funbot March 27, 2015

Helen Keller

When your girlfriend is giving you head, you quickly clap your thighs over her ears and poke her in the eyes, thus making her blind deaf and mute....just like Helen Keller.

Douchebag 1: "Bro, what's wrong with you today, you look hurt?"
Douchebag 2: "My gf bit my cock last night just because I gave her a Helen Keller...."

by Dr. Centaur April 14, 2015