Hippie haircut

When you set your hair on fire, or at least singe it, while trying to light the bong. Especially bad if you’re a long haired greasy hippie, you’ll end up looking like ghost rider. That’s why you should get a haircut you god damn hippies.

They’ve been telling Hippie Steve to get a haircut, or at least take a shower for years now, but he didn’t listen. Then one day while trying to enjoy the marijuanas, unwashed for days and extremely greasy, his hair went up faster than nascar. That was the most brutal hippie haircut in the history of stonerhood. RIP Hippie Steve.

by A WHITE GUY April 19, 2021

Napa haircut

The act of getting one's head stomped on in a grape vat

He didn't have enough money to pay for his beard trimming so I finished him off with a Napa haircut.

by cheesewheezy May 21, 2021

Cog Haircut

The haircut of a person who has been influenced by their superiors at their place of work to only have the most basic of all haircuts. This is because they act as a cog in the machine and all that matters is their labor, not their personality. Children who go to schools with a strict dress code may also have Cog Haircuts.

Friend 2: Ayo your homie’s hair looks like ass.
Friend 1: Yeah his boss only lets him have that Cog Haircut.

by stalepork6 May 28, 2021

Latvian Haircut

When a man trims a womans pubes with his teeth or vice versa

"I'm gonna give my sister a Latvian Haircut when I get home"

by anonymous June 14, 2025

Sepultura Haircut

The Sepultura Haircut is the sexual act of twerking on a soda can while a vacuum sucks you of and a man sprinkles your toes with salt and pepper to step on later.

A: Have you ever heard of the Sepultura Haircut?
B: Dude me and the wife do it all the time!
A: ok thats kinda weird bro..

by Pissguy9 July 7, 2025

gave him a haircut

Gaming term, more specifically an FPS term. Used when a player just barely misses a headshot (projectile flies above enemy players head, does not hit torso).

Paul: *playing well, tries to line up a quick headshot. Fails.*

John: Dammit, dude, you gave him a haircut!

by BinkyCheets July 11, 2025

Barbershop haircut

A barbershop haircut costs a quarter.

Mason 67 gets a barbershop haircut that costs a quarter because he doesn't give effoc

by idontgiveeffoc_9 September 8, 2025