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Stop kissing ass, Hailthymaster.
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Man I had this mexican food last night and I had to take the worst shit, but girl came and gave me a haitian swimming pool.
by Charlie May 13, 2005
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They're also quite the soccer team for the size of the country.
They're also quite the soccer team for the size of the country.
Jake: Dude, why is that stupid island country defeating our Canada in soccer?
Jonny: Well, they're Haiti, first off-
Jake: Shut up!
Jonny: Well, they're Haiti, first off-
Jake: Shut up!
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Poor Hawkeye, his hænt attempt at suicide by trying to choke on a severed dog penis really makes me want to invite him out to the bar with us. But, I'm not going to.
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