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Horn Herpes

When a Unicorn Stallion is defeated by dark magic, there is a slight, but noticeable chance of developing bump on one horn.

Noted Side-effects: Sudden urge to throw your wife at evil. Lack of relevancy to story arc.
Shinning Armor had a bad case of horn herpes...
by _Dr_Whooves_ November 11, 2012
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Fog Horn

When receiving a blowjob, laying down, and about to reach climax, the male farts in the females face, to warn her of the incoming load.
Male: Mmm... Baby, I think I'm gonna... *FART!!!!*
Female: *after removing the penis from her mouth* EWW!!! You just gave me the fog horn!!!
by Mass Special January 17, 2009
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Horns High

(Origin:Ancient Greece)
Other names-Devil Horns, Sign of the horns, Voor, Horned Hand, Hook em horns, Karnana Mudra..etc.

1.A hand gesture people use that is most commonly linked to rock/metal music culture.Also known as "Devil Horns".(It is created by holding up the index and pinky, while holding your other two fingers down with your thumb).
2.A hand gesture that is known as the sign of Voor, in the Necronomicon.
3.A hand gesture used by Anton Lavey as a Satanic salute.
4.A hand gesture that is a symbol of infidelity in some cultures.
5.In Hinduism and Buddhism, it is hand gesture that is known as a symbol for dispelling evil/ warding off negetivity.
6.A hand gesture used in sporting events.
I saw him/her doing the Horns High at the concert.
by jjpuppy October 18, 2008
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meat horn

She really could play the slobber blues on my meat horn.
by JJ July 30, 2003
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Horn Lake

by Zeke March 10, 2004
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shoe horn

a handy dandy appliance used for making taking shoes off even easier
"i see your foot is stuck in your shoe, here borrow my shoe horn"
by Norman Truddleswick May 14, 2005
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Around the Horn

1. A dangerous voyage, esp. naval, around the extreme peninsular end of America's Southern continent (Cape Horn).

2. Expression describing any risky or adventerous maneuver used in order to achieve the final step in a predetermined goal; an apotheosis of sorts.

3. In poker, a declared convention allowing straights to be continuous across the card hierarchy limits. That is, sequences are allowed to proceed from King to Ace to Two, and so on, as needed to complete a run. Legitimate only if announced with a horn honk and a circular hand motion.
1. Captain Horatio L. Nymark, despite innumerable weather catastrophes, made it Around the Horn.

2. In the heat of the night, Captain Nymark was forced to go around the horn: to avoid complaints from his many mistrisses, he proceeded to bed every one of them in the space of an evening.

3. "EEEEEEEEAAAAAA-OUUUURRRRRRN! Around the horn, boys, around the horn!" Captain Nymark boldly tooted the order at the start of the hand, later to win the pot with a QKA23 straight.
by Round O'Horn August 7, 2005
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