tent of hookers

When you can spend $2,400 to buy a lot of hookers at the same time.

Hey! I got my stimmy from daddy biden. I’m gonna get a tent of hookers.

by Merriam mf Webster May 11, 2021

hey hooker

Hey hooker; (Hooker). Everyone’s a hooker. When you meet your friend or a stranger. Instead of saying there name, you just say “Hey Hooker”. Meaning FRIEND.

Hey Hooker, do you want to go to the mall?
Hey Hooker, how have you been?

by Tea Baer January 24, 2023

Hooker sparkles

Glitter

After trying on prom dresses, there was hooker sparkles all over the place.

by Old Greg Schip September 27, 2019

dinner hooker

Dinner Hooker: a woman who will act interested in sex but just wants to be taken out to dinner then bye-bye.

I met this great looking MILF who was really coming on to me. I took her out to dinner then she told me she was involved with some other guy. She is just another dinner hooker. Bummer!

by Rooster34135 April 15, 2014

Pizza Hooker

Defined as a young woman who employs sexual promiscuity with the aim of acquiring free pizza from pursuing males.

"Hey Dave, How did Jeremy end up getting with Veronica?"
"Veronica? I heard she is a pizza hooker"

by ayoayouuuu November 13, 2016

Gateway hooker

A person whom you pay to be friends with you.

After Greg's girlfriend left him, his lonliness caused the poor chap to start hiring gateway hookers

by Saynowaytoco-kay August 20, 2013

Hookers and cocaine

Things you do when you won the lottery.

Interviewer : what would you do if you won the Powerball
Man: Hookers and cocaine

by Pushing Boulder September 25, 2023