a word that u use when a girl blocks u on msn and not ur friend and ur friend sends her a message to unblock that blocked friend so that u can call her a hippo-dogga-crocka-double-badonkadonk and then she gets offended and YOU WIN!!!!!!!!!!!
by the guy wit a mac-10 September 18, 2008

by sad fat ass March 15, 2019

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat
When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)
When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)
by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020

by Tub of lard December 14, 2014

A term used by gay men to describe a husky, large man with no body hair.
See Bear for a similar word.
See Bear for a similar word.
Hippo Ex.
“James really got big over the past few years... I think I’m falling in love with his hairless ass”
“James really got big over the past few years... I think I’m falling in love with his hairless ass”
by Mei9119 July 27, 2018

Natalia: Oh man it stinks in here!
Katelyn: Yeah my roommate pulled another Stink Eyed Hippo without warning.
Natalia: Makes sense, she's a little mouse bitch.
Katelyn: Yeah my roommate pulled another Stink Eyed Hippo without warning.
Natalia: Makes sense, she's a little mouse bitch.
by dan_gleewang January 13, 2021
