Haian

Charismatic muscle daddy, dan’s lover

Haian will always be funnier than me in every goddamn timeline no matter what

by Niromani May 27, 2023

solveig håland

butiful. wonderful and a fantastisk womans. she is strong and independent. has a butiful woys and is wery cering.

solveig håland is a wonderful person.

by sannnianma January 13, 2021

hasanabi

a derogatory term used for someone who is afraid to fight sam hyde

wow, hasanabi is such a big and strong alpha male! i wonder why he won't fight sam hyde

by bezosbicep March 12, 2022

habanashery

The act of punching one's friend in the face very hard after said "friend" says something stupid and/or irrelevant to the current topic of discussion.

Blake if you don't shut up soon, there's going to be some major habanashery happening!

by Andrizzle December 31, 2004

Habanero Surprise

You and your girlfriend decide to have chincken wings for dinner. You make sure and order the Xtra spicy wings. Once the meal is finished you fake wash your hands. Next you take your girlfriend into the bedroom and begin to finger her. Within 30seconds to a minute she will start to feel an excruciating burning sensation start to rage in her now throbbing pussy. It will most likely feel as if you have just set her pussy on fire with an industrial blow torch. She will scream "Fire!!! Fire!!" as she really thinks her pussy is in flames. You then begin the process of urinating all over her pussy to calm the blaze down.

Guy: hey honey those wings really got me horny.

Girl: I know what you mean!

Guy to friend: ... And then I fake washed my hands and gave her a Habanero Surprise!

Friend: Did you piss on that bitch to put out the fire??

Guy: Sure did!

by dick smeller June 13, 2008

Hagane

Japanese for Full Metal

Hagane No Renkenjutsushi

by Hagane January 9, 2005

habanero

The Red Savina Habanero is the hottest pepper in the world. The "naga jalokia" pepper is just a rumor, an urban myth. If you google "naga jalokia" with the quotemarks, it turns up a page SPECIFICALLY detailing how it's a hoax. Anyone that buys into this garbage is just another cause to the myth.

The red savina is the hottest. No question. The hottest technical sauce (and not capscium extract) out now is "The Source", but the hottest sauce overall is Blair's 6AM sauce.

by Arch0wl January 27, 2005