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harry styles + louis tomlinson with gold glitter = mario carts
by @cxddly_styles January 15, 2021
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Harry Potter

A series of books that are highly criticized by illiterate and utterly STUPID morons. No, Harry Potter is not a rip-off of LOTR. I'm reading LOTR now and they are different books.
Wow. I didn't know that stupidity exsisted at the level of the people who diss the books.
by idunno November 14, 2003
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ben harris has hooves

A phrase with many possible interpretations. Most commonly it is used to exclaim surprise and joy similar to "who'd have thought it?!" Derives from a character (Ben Harris) who grew hooves and surprised and delighted everyone with them in equal measure.
Ben Harris has hooves, we made it to the final!
by rawhidecopper February 28, 2009
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Harry Styles

The hottest, most talented guy in the world. 18 years old, youngest member of British/Irish boyband One Direction. Birthday: February 1, 1994. Full name: Harold Edward Styles. Harry is a total flirt, and has caught the attention of many girls (Taylor Swift and Rihanna included.) He has a tendency to like older women, like 32 year old ex girlfriend Caroline Flack. Harry enjoys being naked. He talks sooo slow, and says "So basically" about ten times a minute. Curly hair, amazing smile. Dimples. Four nipples. Harry also has a tendency to tweet completey irrelevant things. Harry has a "bromance" with fellow band-member Louis Tomlinson. Harry lived in Holmes Chapel, Cheshire before auditioning for the Xfactor, where he was put together by Simon Cowell into the group that is now called One Direction. Harry came up with the name One Direction, actually. He now lives in London with the rest of the boys. I am totally in love with Harry Styles.
Louis: Wil you marry me?
Harry: Simple, but effective.

Person1: Are you single?
Me: Yup, but you'd have to be Harry Styles to change that!!
by Harry's girl July 20, 2012
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Harrisburg Hot Pocket

Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket, a Harrisburg Hot Pocket involves a man (or woman with strap-on) to poop into a woman's vagina WHILE she is currently on her period -- then they proceed to have vaginal intercourse.
Situational:
Lisa: "I got my period today and I'm horny..."
Chris: "I just took a Viagra and ate 50 wings, time for a Harrisburg Hot Pocket!"

Conversational:
"I can't wait until Amy is on the rag so I can give her a Harrisburg Hot Pocket."
"Rich follows women around at the store who are buying tampons to ask if they want a Harrisburg Hot Pocket, he's such a sicko!"
by Why Havent I Been Adopted Yet September 6, 2013
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harrison koisser

lead singer of the Birmingham indie/alternative rock band Peace. His real name is Harry but he's too sassy for that so he calls himself Harrison. He is also fucking beautiful and has the best hair and fashion sense in the music industry.
"have you heard that new band Peace?"
"yeah, i love Harrison Koisser's vocals!"
by alex turnah November 13, 2013
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Harry styles

Louis tomlinson's husband who means everything to him
Person: Have you heard of harry styles his music is just so good?

Person 2: yeah he is amazing
by Larrystylinson141 October 10, 2020
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