half-ass work

Work that is done with half the required effort; not with a full potential.

Person 1: I'm done with my homework.
Person 2: *looks at homework*
Person 2: do you think this half-ass work will satisfy your teacher?
Person 2: You either do it right or don't do it at all

by Catzbanana November 11, 2013

half a job, rob

Someone when they do a job only does half of it to piss everyone off

Person 1: Yeah i got the job done quickly
Person 2: Let me guess you did a half a job, rob

by Billy010101 December 13, 2017

Half buried flashlight

A sex act involving a flashlight OR male genitalia. Usually done on a snowy evening; preferably not in Russia as bad results have been reported.

Shall we split a tangerine or maaaybe a little half buried flashlight tonight?

by A Minnesotan November 5, 2018

Half Past 10

Tis The Hour Of Buisness! Between the hour 10:30-11:30 tis officially recognized as the hour of business. To show your participation, your pant legs must be rolled up to your knees. It originated at an Asian massage parlor when half past 10 occurs, no more happy endings for free.

It is half past ten, tis the hour of business is officially recognized as half past 10

by The Organization of Buisness November 7, 2018

half-like

half-like: noun: 1) a person you like enough to date or have a fling with, but only in the absence of any better prospects

2) Someone you're somewhat attracted to physically , but find a bit annoying and therefore lack in long term dating potential

3) someone who you date out of boredom

4) someone with whom you would rather have a fling with than masturbate

I’m going to ask this tinder girl to Netflix and chill tonight. She’s ok I guess, only a half-like.

by Philly89 January 29, 2019

Half Girlfriend

Amy from love island....

Curtis liked Amy but not enough to want to be officially dating

Will you be my Half Girlfriend

by xxxmichellejxxx July 9, 2019

half waters

Half water is when a goddamn psychopath decides to take a fresh water bottle to bed every night because they like a fresh cold one. This is proceeded by taking a sip or three, falling asleep and repeating. After the course of a week, bottles have accumulated on the nightstand and then get transferred to the refrigerator for future use. Future use occurs when an entire case of new waters has been exhausted. Bottles must be neatly organized by brand label and quantity of fluid remaining.

I went into apartment 124 with Patrick and opened the refrigerator to find 17 neatly organized half waters. I thought to myself, "what kind of damn psychopath lives here...".. I promptly took a picture and shared it on the Slack #apartsments channel with the entire team to validate my shock.

by radius314 April 5, 2020