gitch

guy-bitch

"omg...that dude is such a gitch"
"i can't believe you're talking to that gitch!"
"What the hell, that gitch stood me up!"

by chinrena October 26, 2008

Itchi Gitchy Ya Ya

When you’re sad and depressed and she shows you her hairy asshole on facetime

John- Just let things go, it will only make it worse, so true, she showed me her itchi gitchy ya ya in her facetime

by mystoolred April 30, 2019

Glitch in the Matrix

Taking a shit right after you shower. It leaves you feeling unclean and like you have to restart the whole day.

Oh, man - that double bean and jalapeño cheese dip burrito hit me right after I got outta the shower. I had to pinch a spicy loaf... it felt so smooth and creamy, yet the spicy bite was so crisp and refreshing, it slid right outta me, but now I feel as unclean as a menstruating woman in a cave in the Middle East. It’s like a a Glitch in the Matrix - I have to start my whole day over.

by BizzerSkiller November 15, 2018

glitchy

This is what neopets servers are.

Neopets servers are glitchy steaming piles of shepoopy

by Josh July 20, 2004

Gitchy

the term for giving head too a girl

person 1: "man, i'd gitchy her"

person 2: "dude your a gitcher!?"

by lil mama:) March 4, 2010

Glitchself

Glitch/glitchself

A neo-pronoun, originated on Tumblr by attention seekers refusing to be addressed as he/she/them.

Person 1: glitch is so lonely glitchette left glitchself.
Person 2: honestly I have no clue how to use this in a sentence, why can't glitch just stick to he/she/thrm
Person 1: don't you dare say that or glitch will doxx you and post your address on Tumblr

by IDislikeSJWs February 2, 2021

Gitch

Used to describe something that is awesome. Other forms of the word include gitchy, gitchen.

"That's so gitch"
"Gitchen!"

by TeeJai December 17, 2008