spud gun

A makeshift cannon for shooting potatoes, usually made from PVC pipe. The two major varieties are pneumatic guns, which rely on compressed air, and combustion guns, in which a flammable chemical such as hair spray is ignited.

Guy at the hardware store: "I love shooting spud guns, just be careful not to blow a hole through your liver".

by puffy October 20, 2004

gun control

Something the United States Definetly needs yet will never aquire because the hillbillys who run this country would rather continue to have more than 11,000 innocent people die every year at the hands of retards who cant tell the difference between a squirt gun and an M-16. So we just pretend that its ok and dont pass "Gun Control" laws because the hicks need to defend their right to blow up grapefruits in their backyards with Kalashnikov Rifles.

We need Gun Control, but Dubbya wont dare piss off Heston and his gang.

by moo moo im funny blah blah die of aids please September 16, 2003

son of a gun

Back in the early 1800s, the British did something called impressment. During the Napoleonic wars, the British considered any ship that traded with the French an enemy. They would steal the supplies and capture the crew. They impressed the crew into the navy for life. These guys would work as sailors for the rest of their lives and never step on dry land again. If they had a wife, the British would bring the wife aboard the ship. If the wife was pregnant, they would place her on the gun deck near the cannons. When she started having contractions, they would fire the cannons to make her push to have the baby. When the baby was born, it was called a son of a gun. This termis is very negative.

Where's your dad, you son of a gun

by Jimfromalabama October 7, 2005

*finger guns*

Finger guns 👉🏼👉🏼 Is a hand gesture, that is used by bisexual people as a representation of their bisexuality

“When she asked me if i liked girls or guys i just panicked and did *finger guns*

by Geraltspussy August 7, 2021

orgasm gun

A penis.

"Put your lips around my orgasm gun!"

by Jenell Bordan January 27, 2003

Gun Grabber

Eric Holder, attorney general under the Unconstitutional Obama Administration.

That gun grabber Eric Holder is at it again. Maybe he'll come to my house when there's a break in.

by Aunt-o-nym May 13, 2009

Pew gun

An imaginary weapon used to shoot your friends for any situation or succession of words that they spew out that makes them seem like a homosexual or pussy. You must hold your hand with your thumb and forefinger out, at a 90 degree angle, so your hand looks like a gun, and yell "Pew pew pew" as many times as you deem sufficient. Instances requiring the use of the Pew gun include, but are not limited to, the following:
talking on the phone with your girlfriend more than 5 times a day, or more than 10 minutes at a time; eating a salad; watching access hollywood or any similarly gay show; drinking a bitch drink (fuzzy navel, margarita, etc.) or otherwise doing something fruity.

Doug: Come on, let's get wasted!
Gus: Wait, I have to call my girlfriend first.
Doug: (holds his hand out for the Pew gun) Pew pew pew!

Gus: Yo, you wanna hit this blunt? It's some good shit.
Doug: Nah, I gotta finish my homework and then I'm making myself a fuzzy navel.
Gus: (holds his hand out for the Pew gun) Pew pew pew!

by Young Sheebs March 22, 2006