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ugly bumpin gloves

item used during sexual intercourse to prevent many sexually transmitted diseases and significantly decreases chances of producing offspring.

Examples: condom, love glove, dick cover, rubber, cum bum, dick liner, rain coat, little german space suit
Zip wanted to have sexual intercourse with a female, but he didn't have any ugly bumpin gloves and certainly didn't want children in his near future.
by assfacezip April 13, 2008
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GroveSide

Another name for Pleasant Grove Tha realest place in Dallas, Tx hands down the most dangerous place in Southeast Dallas AKA (THA GROVE)
Groveside the home of the killas
by GroveSide _Fatboy65 October 16, 2020
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Grovel Novel

The facebook/msn/aim/aol/email message you sent to the girl/guy you like that you really screwed up with by being over zealous and telling them you like them way too early, and then responded like a total douchebag because they don't share your premature feelings of like/love/lust and are now grovelling for their forgiveness.
Jack: man I screwed up and told her I like her

John: man you just met her 2 days ago..what did she say?

Jack: she said she didn't know how she felt so I told her off

John: you're stupid, you better apologise.

Jack: already on it. Wrote her a grovel novel on facebook.
by Theidian November 6, 2009
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grovered

I was going to change the channel until I got grovered.
by nokings July 30, 2011
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GROOVESWITCH

The term used to describe a skilfully selected blend of music. A play on 'Switching The Groove'.

i.e when a DJ successfully plays a set, or a number of DJ's successfully play a series of consecutive sets, sometimes with the support of an MC, that impeccably traverses musical genres in one seamless none stop blend, otherwise known as a mix.

Coined by Grooveswitch Promotions (also known as GSP), company well known and respected for promoting free music events in the South West of England.
Wow, that was one hell of a Grooveswitch, I love that DJ! It was a Groovy, Funky, Tough, Uplifting, Dark 'N' Dangerous, Genre Hopping Dose of Electronic Madness at its best!

You guys certainly know how to mix it up, that was a Grooveswitch to remember!
by UndergroundDance December 30, 2011
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grovember

The month of November where you let your hair grow out and refuse to shave in order to support health awareness
On the tv show The Voice, Adam Levine and Blake Shelton participated in grovember by not shaving for the whole month.
by Sammy2300 November 11, 2013
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groaves

groaves is an all seeing all knowing being he will either make you great and bring you up or break you down into a million pieces.. always be weary of the groaves for he be a sly mother fucker... give the groaves a bong he will rip it to hell and back... love the groaves and he shall love you... hate the groaves and he shall destroy you...
that's a true groaves right there
by spiritofthebong October 13, 2016
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