Griffin Olson

A sexy guy who is fast like a cougar and strong like a bull. He is like red bull he can fly like an eagle.

Person A: Wow what is that in the sky?!
Person B: Its a bird, its a plane, no its Griffin Olson!

by gruffin4575 October 13, 2011

Martydom Gift

noun, adjective, and verb

Also used like: Martydom Gifter or Martydom Gift Dropper

Definition:
1. One who sharts, farts, queefs, or shits before leaving someone's presence as a "gift".
2. To fart before walking away from someone.
3. To leave an unflushed shit in the toilet filter; causing the toilet to spew out brown water.
4. To earn the title of noob in Call Of Duty 4 for repeatedly killing someone with a granade after you die.

1. "Damn... that man..... he is a martydom gifter.
2. "I just farted as I walked away from that prick. I would like to consider myself a martydom gifter.
3. "HA.. I just left my martydom gift in the church's tiolet."
4. "THAT MOTHER FUCKING MARTYDOM GIFTER HAS KILLED ME FORTY TIMES IN ONE ROUND!"

by nastynutsac June 9, 2009

brian griffin

A sexy beast from the show Family Guy. He is a witty dog that drinks martinis. He is also hot.

Brian Griffin got me into bestiality because he is hot.

by Hot Dog March 23, 2005

kathy griffin

red haired and irish catholic ,kathy griffin is a d-list,hilarious female comedian who cracks jokes about a- list celebrities. she also stars in bravo tv's Kathy Griffin,my life on the d-list.

"im sorry i actually shocked...prisoner?-Kathy Griffin performing at a prison

by Saraiyu August 4, 2007

Griffin

Griffin is the Act of selling....uhh, not totally legal things.

“Yo. He selling something feisty....He a *griff* forreal. He keeping them corners occupied always *griffin*.

by D-Maul August 8, 2018

Grafter

A term commonly used in Northern England to refer to a drug dealer.

“Bell the grafter, lad.”

by tedpilled August 5, 2020

The Grifter

A semi-mythical video circulating on the internet, said to depict a horrific murder or occult sacrifice of newborn babies. All those who have seen the video report intense nightmares, hallucinations and psychological trauma as effects of watching it. A famous staple of /x/ and numerous other forums dedicated to the paranormal; it is rumoured to be posted on youtube occasionally, but is always quickly taken down. Whenever The Grifter enters the topic of conversation on the above-mentioned forums, people will warn against watching it, even begging you not to ruin your life.

My friend watched The Grifter for a laugh, he cut his wrists afterwards.
The Grifter is scarier than slenderman.

by DRAC250 March 30, 2011