grandma weed

A new age lingo term for weed that looks in any way brown and old.

Mike: Hey do you have any bud?
Ben: I haven't bought some in a long time, all I got is this grandma weed.

by Professor S1gmus November 15, 2016

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Wet grandma

The action of spitting on your hand and either smacking or fingering a grandma

“Hey can I give you the wet grandma. ;)”

by No kool April 16, 2021

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A bowl of what ever you can find in the bathroom, outside, your pants, a high school locker room (Both Genders), your back yard, behind the fridge, at the bottom of the toaster, your stomach, any trash can you see, and the leftovers of the New Zealand Lava Lamp. Throw it in the blender, turn to high, throw it in the oven and turn it to 650 degrees, let it cook for 45 minutes, and enjoy!!! <3

Jack:I tricked that faggot into eating Grandma's Soup for 50 cents! what a retard
Blake:You are a bad person you know that...
Jack:I know...wow I'm a faggot..............

by Shrek Is Love and Life January 4, 2016

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Grandma Georgina

Your grandma that’s bad as hell and owns the diner in Fortnite. Guys, it’s time to open your Amazon package cuz that’s what I though she was

“Hey girl, you got a Grandma Georgina” ahaha

by Ikeisafatretard September 11, 2021

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creamy grandma

When the excitement is so insane it makes you moister than grandma's pumpkin pie.

Here are your favorite cookies honey. Oh my God I am literally a creamy grandma right now. I'm boutta buss.

by Bastiian November 15, 2021

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coastal grandma

A person, not necessarily a grandma who gives off both grandma and beach vibes. They love the beach and have or are planning to have a ocean themed bathroom

“Wow she’s very into the beach but she has an old sole” “yeah she’s definitely a coastal grandma”

by A genuis about coastal grandma June 14, 2022

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