When you say something completely false with conviction, before realising its falsehood seconds later.
"Well, you can grow lots of things... You can grow concrete!".
"You just Grahamed yourself on live television and the world will never forget".
"You just Grahamed yourself on live television and the world will never forget".
by Postructor January 29, 2022

by 0ptx October 28, 2021

A Graham, a kill the mood at any party Pokémon. This Pokémon is bold virgin who’s social awkwardness gives of ted buddy vibes.
Legend states a Graham could kill any mood at any gathering. You can always tell a Graham as it only ever drinks disaronno as it tastes like Dr Pepper and always leaves the party early.
Legend states a Graham could kill any mood at any gathering. You can always tell a Graham as it only ever drinks disaronno as it tastes like Dr Pepper and always leaves the party early.
by Gary the Pokémon slayer July 9, 2022

Not to be confused with Gram and/or Graeme.Can be one of the following, no in between:
1. Sings all the time, and is one of the top actors in his age group. Really short, and micah makes jokes about his height. He has a lot of freckles, and good at most everything. Understands you when you don’t.
2.Really bad at math, Goofy, and likes the Patriots. A great future talk show host, and is the greatest procrastinator on the planet. Plays the trumpet, and will pout when you make trumpet jokes. Super chill.
1. Sings all the time, and is one of the top actors in his age group. Really short, and micah makes jokes about his height. He has a lot of freckles, and good at most everything. Understands you when you don’t.
2.Really bad at math, Goofy, and likes the Patriots. A great future talk show host, and is the greatest procrastinator on the planet. Plays the trumpet, and will pout when you make trumpet jokes. Super chill.
1.
Milo: Can I sit there?
Graham: We all love me, but there’s no room.
Milo:
Milo: I sit next to you every day.
Milo: Your sitting by yourself.
2.
Milo: Alright, lets do the math project.
50 minutes later
Graham: ....so then I told her...,
The rest of the class: oooooooo
Milo: Can I sit there?
Graham: We all love me, but there’s no room.
Milo:
Milo: I sit next to you every day.
Milo: Your sitting by yourself.
2.
Milo: Alright, lets do the math project.
50 minutes later
Graham: ....so then I told her...,
The rest of the class: oooooooo
by Smoll Brain March 11, 2020

by ACERZSEANCE July 10, 2021

by genericcreative February 21, 2021

Picture this: an individual reveling in the divine art of indulgence, seated in the plush velvet embrace of a Michelin-starred restaurant. They're not just eating; they’re orchestrating a culinary symphony of epic proportions. Each bite of succulent pork belly is met with an operatic crescendo of masticating mastery and unapologetic lip-smacking—a performance so robust it could rival the acoustics of a sold-out amphitheater. Fork in hand, they sample course after course, their gusto unmistakable, as if every chew brings them one step closer to gastronomic nirvana. This isn’t dining; it’s a full-contact sport, and they’re the undefeated champion of audible appreciation!
by Harvv77 December 20, 2024
