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7th Grade Bi

Used to describe someone who claims to be bisexual, but really isn't. Usually, these people tell others that they are bi, either because
A) they think that it's cool to be bi.
or
B) they can't deal with their inability to understand the opposite sex.
A: Hey, I heard that Jennifer said she was bi!
B: Naw dude, she's a 7th grade bisexual dude. She wouldn't do it with another girl.
by Natow October 7, 2010
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It's first grade, Spongebob

A phrase commonly said to someone who doesn't know, or doesn't seem to know something very basic or elementary.
"What do you mean you don't know how to roll a joint? It's first grade, Spongebob!"
by Mäynard Lankford February 14, 2012
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Third grade education

Someone who's brain stopped working around about the third grade. They have aged, but they're still dumb as fuck.
Mordecai: "How are you gonna fix that with your third grade education?"
Rigby: "STOP TALKING!"
by TheAmazingAtom March 28, 2015
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Weapons Grade Bullshit

A patently absurd or ridiculous statement. Especially when made by a person in power or with enough status that he should know better.
Tony Blair: "Saddam has the capability to strike at UK troops in Cyprus with just 45 minutes warning".

Jim: "Man that limey fuck is talking some prime weapons grade bullshit"

G.W. Bush: "Iraq is a threat, they have weapons of mass destruction".

Aisling: "The only thing weapons grade is the bullshit that dude talks"
by Takashi Kimiwada October 9, 2006
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Weapons Grade Autism

Someone whose autism is so advanced they can locate cockwombles using astronomy.
(Capture the Flag season 3 Shia Le'bouf)
"Wow those dudes that found Le'bouf in the hidden cabin .......Man ! That's weapons Grade Autism ! "
"
by Chiron December 8, 2017
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Asian Grading Scale

For Normal Kids:
A- Amazing
B- Great
C- Fine
D- Not So Good or Below Average
F- Bad
Asian Kids:
A- Average
B- Below Average or Bad
C- Can’t Have Dinner
D- Don’t come home
F- Find a new family
Guy: No wonder why Asians are so smart. The Asian Grading Scale is so strict
by Sportsexperter21 September 23, 2020
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sixth grade syndrome

when someone dresses like a 12 year old. examples of sixth grade syndrome are nike sneakers, track pants, and a t shirt.
Girls won't settle for guys who have sixth grade syndrome, we like guys who can dress themselves.
Mark looks like a twelve year old today, he must have sixth grade syndrome,
by frat boi September 27, 2017
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