King Goon

A person who is an extreme goon, or an extreme idiot/ simpleton. Usually referred to rule over Goonlandia, or head a large group of goons.
Look at Taylor fail at everything he does, hes such a King Goon.
by JPR345 March 16, 2011
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class goon

people who are gangster during class
Teacher:Bob sit cho ass down

Class Goon:Fuck that shit nigga im a g
by Harder Daddy Harder December 13, 2009
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Art Goon

someone who indulges in their artistic lifestyle mentally and physically but on a street level they still maintain their credibility and hold their own.
Ah that boy Reem Heffner a art goon .
by JayVaughn May 18, 2011
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hired goon

A person employed hired by a client to operate as a third party as a way to indirectly perform criminal acts such as theft, murder, extortion and intimidation.

Referenced in several episodes of The Simpsons, the hired goon is large and intimidating, but often lacks wit and intelligence.
"I prefer the hands-on touch you can only get with hired goons" - Mr. Burns ,'Last Exit to Springfield' (1993)
by Senpai Andre April 7, 2016
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butt goon

a joking insult. something you call one who is being a doofus.

bunghole buttmunch doofus putz fartknocker poophead
Hey Shana, stop being a butt goon!!!
by buttgoon August 3, 2016
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goon love

A goon a real man that's a 'G' thug that's in love.
We have Goon Love
by Blanca youngster LDKS May 23, 2017
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albany goon

a muhfucking goon from Albany. don't fuck wit Albany goons
you not only a fuckin goon, you a fuckin Albany goon
by fuckaroundandgetbodied January 25, 2017
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