A person who is an extreme goon, or an extreme idiot/ simpleton. Usually referred to rule over Goonlandia, or head a large group of goons.
by JPR345 March 16, 2011

by Harder Daddy Harder December 13, 2009

someone who indulges in their artistic lifestyle mentally and physically but on a street level they still maintain their credibility and hold their own.
by JayVaughn May 18, 2011

A person employed hired by a client to operate as a third party as a way to indirectly perform criminal acts such as theft, murder, extortion and intimidation.
Referenced in several episodes of The Simpsons, the hired goon is large and intimidating, but often lacks wit and intelligence.
Referenced in several episodes of The Simpsons, the hired goon is large and intimidating, but often lacks wit and intelligence.
"I prefer the hands-on touch you can only get with hired goons" - Mr. Burns ,'Last Exit to Springfield' (1993)
by Senpai Andre April 7, 2016

a joking insult. something you call one who is being a doofus.
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bunghole buttmunch doofus putz fartknocker poophead
by buttgoon August 3, 2016

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