Geriatric Moment

When you accidentally shit yourself when you just wanted to fart.

Incontinence

Aw man, I just had a geriatric moment.

by blindvolunteer July 13, 2019

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Geriatric Roulette

Take a sleeping tablet and a laxative at the same time and if you wake up without shitting your pants you have won.

Bob: Want to play a game? how about Geriatric Roulette
Karl: Nah not in the mood to see if I shit myself in my sleep.

by FatGimp December 16, 2019

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Gerg

A bald slap head person who mains pulse on siege.

Look at Greg hes such a gerg.
Greg went to ali barbers and came out as gerg

by Yure tarded December 17, 2019

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A Gerg is a person who enjoys very large ejaculations on turtles and other aquatic life. The word originates from a man who found himself in a shitted bathroom stall at his local supermarket. This led him to take action to support all of the water-residing endangered species. His cum was so fertile it helped increase turtle nesting sites. For his noble actions, he was compensated with volunteer hours.

Do you see that guy over there? He's such a Gerg; while running at the park, I saw him stick it in a turtle and then he proceeded to cum all over the poor creature. However, the turtle's shell did seem to grow thicker. Maybe I should get myself a Gerg.

by suckmybouncybasketballs January 28, 2020

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