Peter Griffin

A joke, a fag, and an untalented cartoon character. He's just like Homer, except his chin looks like balls has no beard talks like a girl and his pants are green instead of blue. Also, he wears gay glasses has a passion for gay porn is completely random likes weird sex and treats his wife badly. Even so, his wife Lois is a common slut. He is the king of the gayest most perverted TV show ever where everyone basically looks the same.
How did they come up with Peter Griffin? Mix up gay perverse sexually obsessed and a smoking joke together and its a spitting image of the asshole.
by Pseudonym Taken June 22, 2009
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Stewie Griffin

Slang term for maternicide.
by Joe Wasner April 04, 2008
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Griffin's Law

1. Buy high, Sell low

2. If you can lose money in the stock market you will; a variation on Murphey's law.
I lost $100,000 selling my home in Dublin, but I followed Griffin's Law.

Stocks occasionally go up in value so that some make money; but Griffin's law be damned, I never do.
by dwwrobertson September 24, 2010
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anthony griffin

Main character of a german television show as a troublemaking alcoholic attending a communtiy high school. He experiments with drugs and as a suprise to everyone he recently came out of the closet sadly. He now smokes pole all day
"fucking anthony griffin, you are a gay ass motherfucker, hahaha, but your better than posters child molesting ass"
by samueljackson March 14, 2008
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meg griffin

the WORST griffin child ever. one: she looks unattractive. two: everybody hates her. three: she got a makeover in season 4-A, but got rid of it. I'm never gonna respect her until she gets the makeover back.
Meg Griffin is the worst Griffin on Family Guy. If she gets the makeover back, she'll get positive reviews.
by Sean Ryan September 08, 2006
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Meg Griffin

from Family Guy, the following words can sum her up:

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLING INNNNNNNNNNNN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
THESE WOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNDS THEY WIILLLLLLLLLL NOT HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!
by World Domination March 11, 2005
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griffin wilt

Griffin Wilt is the sweetest guy you will ever meet and an amazing friend. Griffin is a silly guy who you can always have a fun time with. He is like a ray of sunshine that anyone would want in

their life. He is always someone you can rely on. I am grateful to have a griffin wilt in my life! :)
A griffin wilt is someone who works at dirty subways
by emma beeb May 10, 2022
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