got jokes

being funny

You knoe I got jokes man.

by d-shiznit July 01, 2003

got a case of the

phrase used to compare newly apparent (or are thought to be developing) personal characteristic or behavior to a medical condition. derived from common names of diseases such as the measles, the shits (diarrhea), the bends

"Someone's got a case of the the Mondays"

"After watching too much Tv, the children got a case of the gimmes"

"Pot gave John a case of the stupids"

by Marcel van Kraat September 03, 2006

got rinsed

One who is schemed of large quantities of money.. particularly in the amounts of 25%

Wow! Jesse got rinsed when he bought bitcoin off that guy who charged him an additional 25% !

by FRSisSlow December 06, 2017

got a lawnmower

when someone believes their "ass is grass" because of a certain someone, that person is then known to have a lawnmower.

alex - if pete finds out i ragged his girlf before him, my ass is grass, and he's got a lawnmower, ya dig?

brian - straight up nigger!

by aslan. July 24, 2008

Got Jazz'ed

When your work colleagues screws you over without you even realizing it.

How did John get more weekend shifts than emily.Oh damn!! John just got Jazz'ed!!

by ciocio July 01, 2011

Got a Beep

Received a text message, and heard your phone beep.

Contacted by pager

One sec dude I got a beep

"I got a beep from kim, and she can fuck all night" -Ice cube

by Massive Jones May 20, 2007

got stuck

dazed, almost knocked out, blacked out, knocked out on your feet, confused, stuck in time

When we fought, I hit him so hard he got stuck.

by 1969 GTO Judge June 14, 2007