gorilla tank

During the Vietnam War, they were giant tanks that drove around the jungle. Using coconuts as ammunition. The term "Gorilla Tank" comes from the fact that many gorillas would grab onto these tanks as they drove by. The reason for this was that these tanks can reach speed of up to 120mph, and these gorillas love it. As a defense mechanism, these tanks could stop suddenly, forcing the gorillas off and to hit any target ahead of them.

Back in Nam one of them got dern Gorilla Tanks killed my best pal Hank.

by Sir Sven May 21, 2008

Gorillaing

Pre-emptive shaving of pubes are retained in ones hand whilst teasing one out over a girl. Upon spewing ones gunk one then proceeds to throw the collected hair over the face attempting to administer best coverage.

'Gorillaing in the mist' would be to perform this skilled task in a steam room. It has never been performed by anyone i know! But was premlinarly tested by Kips and will using candle wax and leg hair as substitutes - the results were good and i am hoping to accomplish the self undertaking assignment soon

by Minge Matt August 29, 2006

gorilla attack

step 1. Shave pubes and conceal in hand.
step 2. skeet on some bitch
step 3. after a proper money shot, slap the bitch's face with the hand concealing the pubes

the victim's face will look part gorilla.

"Gorilla attacking Gabby Balle will bring balance to the universe."

by howarddean May 18, 2006

gorilla kick

When a male is haveing sex with a female doggy style standing up and he swings his foot up between her legs kicking her in the face

" i knocked out 3 of her teeth, but she still likes the gorilla kick"

by thelittlemewese September 6, 2008

Gorilla Cock

A very small penis, at full erection measures 1.5 inches.

A man with a gorilla cock can't be a porn star.

by jenny4311 November 17, 2010

Gorilla Tag

A popular game in with you suck off other people and give them anal till they can't walk for weeks.

My man gorilla tagged me last nightn

by xgqdclixz February 5, 2022

Inventor Gorilla

The act of baking turd in a phallic cake pan until hard and using the galvanized fecal dildo to toss one's own salad.

For purists, the dildo should body body temperature.

Max watched Christian give himself an Inventor Gorilla.

by CaterToRighteousness January 12, 2011